It's my birthday tomorrow and DP has decided to shave his pubic hair as a surprise for me. The first time he has ever done it. He did it last night and rang me this morning all embarrassed and said he's done something really stupid, and then told me and then e-mailed me a picture (we don't live together, I've not seen him for 2 weeks, seeing him tomorrow)
He says he wishes he hadn't done it as it's itching like mad (obviously) - he's done the whole lot including snail trail.
He's really embarrassed.
I'll admit, I think it's hilarious but also "what the fuck" is running through my head 