Who's going to start dating thread No57?

[akaWisey]

Or am I going to be 'one'

Am just trawling through the minefield of horror that is 'Meet Me' on POF. Am getting a bit tired and my eyes a bit blurry. Read someones 'blurb' as saying 'Looking for some 1 with a gash'. Blimey I thought, there's the counterpoint to 'secret mound'

But it actually says 'Looking for some 1 with a gsoh'. Makes more sense I spose.

ha ha, actually i was talking to someone about "what can i do to improve my work skills i hate this situation?" and he said, "fork lift drivers are always in demand"!

i have heard men talk highly of yoga teachers and nurses! (i'm not either, oh well, I only deserve men who talk of secret mounds....)

Hey My sides are hurting.

I remember being at a party as a teenager, a bloke was talking to me and a few mates. He told us he was a fork lift driver. One of my friends asked him if he did long distance. I was for her.

I don't actually think englishmen are good at sex talk! sorry bant it feels like a girls locker room in here

had a very posh date go (in very posh English voice)

pats me on bottom (after event, before rolling over and falling asleep)

"aren't you a terribly NAWTY girl, then?"

fair enough, but it was just very boring standard sex we had

Snort at long distance fork lift trucker

I can't imagine dtd with anyone yet and certainly not until I've found where I've put my secret mound. I've moved house though.

Is it a Secret Mound of sex toys Wisey

proper you made me snort wine over my keyboard which is a WASTE .

Oh yes. Rabbits 'n shit (not rabbit shit though obviously). There may be an odd chinchilla too, I can't remember so long has it been since the last 'stirring'.

my .....you know what...has been a VERY secret mound for far too long, I hope there will be a handsome archeologist to dig it up soon!

i need to borrow something, akaWisey

Aaaah this thread is making me laugh tonight

You newish lot are a breath of fresh air. As well as the lovely oldish lot, obvs

@48

is it awful that i had to think about that?

@ properstumped

(I won't type any innuendo, I've run out!)

Like Wisey and her batteries

What would you like lorna?

@ProperStumped

night all!

@ akaWisey

Spade first?

Thank you lorna. Night all from me too.

secret mound...what moles make when they're feeling sneaky.

at the bellends tonight. shall catch up properly tomorrow.

Morning all.

On the subject of doing internet research, I've only ever done it twice before a date (apart from someone connecting with me on FB or LinkedIn, when it would be rude not to have a poke around)

The first one was a date that cancelled after realising she was an acquaintance of the Artist and that would be weird.

The second one was ten minutes ago when I looked up the girl who sent me her photos via email instead of posting them on the OD site. She's attractive, seems intelligent, has kids. Is married. At least according to FB she is. On the OD site she's down as single.

Hmm. That's a topic of conversation for her anyway.

Out of nothing but kindness, look after yourself, 55.

Mr 3DD is teasing me with a picture of the maltloaf he had for breakfast. I put far too much store in texts and replies etc, I think.

broken - dinner is good. Shy at first is good (I think) - just take it easy, go slow, no rush. And as I said, if it's not fun, stop.

Okay, I've got to ask here. I need advice.

The girl whose status says she's married on FB just mailed me and told me she had to be honest - she is still married. Very unhappy at home. Wants to send him away but it's not easy. They have two DC, 2 and 4...

From our email conversations she's interesting and funny. I'm really torn here. She sounds like she's in a bad place and from having read some of the horror stories on here, I could be a shoulder to lean on as a friend when she needs one. Her dating profile says she's looking for friends, not dating.

What do I do here? I don't want to get involved in breaking up a marriage if she's leaning that way, but also I don't want to just drop someone who's reaching out for friendship.

help.

Bant - unhesitatingly, I would advise staying WELL away. If it were the other way round, an a man saying those things to a woman, we'd all be saying "run away; of course he's unhappy at home, blah, blah, blah"

Do you want a female friend??

I never understand why people go on DATING sites to look for friends, but maybe that's just me.