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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 24/03/2013 01:45

over hear night owls Grin. Unless we are somewhere else Grin

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starsandunicorns · 27/03/2013 20:09

Mini best thing I found to get cats to eat tablets is kneel down sit on your on heels hold cat firmly on floor carpert best move self so most of cat is between your thighs.

Hold cats head get tablet in other hand prize out mouth at back of jaw.

Pop tablet in back of throat close and hold jaws shut rub neck.

Oh and Trevor is mine I tell you all mine

Well done little Kitty Grin

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 27/03/2013 20:28

Bernard Arabella Cafe your semis sound passive aggressive but with less of the passive. Sad So they are coming to see your son but you will have been on a night shift so presumably sleeping Hmm yeah right so will your boy even be there? Confused Do they have a good relationship with him? Does he at least enjoy their visits?

Wine For you, Bernard Grin

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 27/03/2013 20:30

Grrr what happened to my strike throughs? Does anyone know why that happens?

Hi Mrs and MrMrs Smile

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Minimammoth · 27/03/2013 20:51

Cat as to go back for a scan tomorrowSad has a liver prob ( which is not what we took her to vets for- but they find things out) I do nt have insurance so it's going to hit my credit card hard.
I have resisted egg so far. On train northwards tomorrow so mr mini is on cat duty.

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MrsShrek3 · 27/03/2013 22:47

stars works too hard Sad
mini, enjoy your day off cat duty.... cafe, I've got to read that lot again to catch up. must switch my lonely brain cell back on first.
hello kitty and everyone around. did summerdad get kidnapped?Sad

shrek is going to his "proper" WinkHmm job with new employer this week. full time hours and everyfink... sigh.
I'm on holiday from work by tea time tomorrow. I need it to do my course and catch up with work tbh Hmm
Three kids going to get hung on washing line by toes if they give me any bother Grin

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starsandunicorns · 27/03/2013 23:27

Mrs Shrek i hope the kids will have matching pegs Grin

Work is so all over the place for dp and me we take what we can get sigh. No missed calls so far so havent lost out on any work.

We have a chance to go to drinks with friends saturday but we cant confirm yet grrr due to work sigh

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starsandunicorns · 27/03/2013 23:28

Good luck to Mr Shrek Smile

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 03:13

Morning all! Made the mistake of drinking most of a bottle of red wine last night so now awake with dehydration & heartburn!!

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 03:16

Wow you've all been busy - sexy post trolleys, prize winning Easter bonnets, sick cats Sad, all nighters in the library, lots of chocolate all round!

Nocturnal son clanking around Grrr!!

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 28/03/2013 04:17

Morning themidwife Smile

"that'll lern ya" as they say Wink

Well someone , and its not me, has been a sleep refusnik since 1.30. Again. Sad

I shouldn't complain because this is basically all I have to do and she is adorable. It's been very entertaining watching her play with her ark not a euphemism Grin It's just that o remember sleep being so lovely.

Mini very sorry to hear that fluffycat's so poorly. Sad

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MrsShrek3 · 28/03/2013 06:43

kitty, sympathy on the nocturnal offspring....send her round here, I'm awake anyway Grin I really should start that nocturnal creche Wink

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 07:57

Do you take 20 year old students Mrs?!! He was cooking at 4am!!!!

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 09:55

Where is our Dad?!!!!! He started it!! Grin

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 28/03/2013 10:07

Dad doesn't like us anymore Sad

So that's what you meant by clattering Grin Brilliant. I tell you what, I'll send my sweet babu and her Easter bonnet around to MrsShrek, you send your chef round to me so he can cook me breakfast, but who do you get themidwife? I reckon Tim and Trevor or both off the table. Grin

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 10:08

Oh no he's asleep now for the day!! I woke him up at 4pm yesterday to help me move done furniture!! He's back from Uni for 2 weeks. Earplugs tonight!!

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 10:09

Tim & Trevor? Oh the trolleys Grin

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 28/03/2013 10:21

What was he cooking? Something yummy or student fayre? Grin

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 11:55

We've run out of oven chips so the evidence suggests it was roast potatoes & grated cheese with mayo & ketchup! Wink

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 28/03/2013 13:10

Roasties? That's quite a lot of effort Grin I'm impressed

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starsandunicorns · 28/03/2013 14:17

Well impressed with midwifes ds cooking skills dd1 only can still on cook yellow food
chips noodles pasta and grate cheese

The boss as told my new angency Im am very good Smile the floor manager in one of the buildings said she was told that guys like me cos I know what Im doing and she loves Trevor ( I think I have to keep my eye on him he seems like a ladies man) mm
plus heidi the hoover was far to close to today for my likeing

Mary the meter manchine had a cob on today (pmt I think)

Daz the datestamp was knacked this morning ( lots of post) I already have a close realtionship with Daz I get to fiddle with his numbers each morning!! I only known him for 4 days

Plus in the complex there always some stalls from a independent stall selling stuff posh cakes today and flowers etc

my arse will be massive if I get to be longer than 3 weeks Grin I do mumnets watch each time I leave the office. I reckon I have seen few.

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 14:21

Oh no - they were Aunt Bessie's frozen roast potatoes - basically triangular chunky chips! Blush

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Midwife99 · 28/03/2013 14:21

And well done Stars! You're in there!!

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MrsShrek3 · 28/03/2013 18:44

deal. cutie baby and Easter bonnet in parcel post asap Grin

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Minimammoth · 28/03/2013 19:06

Glum news. Fluffycat has had more tests and is on what is basically palliative care. 6 months ish vet says. SadSad
Am driving home tomorrow. I hope she will not be in pain.

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 28/03/2013 19:33

Oh mini I'm so sorry. Poor fluffycat. Sad It's so sad when out pets come to the end of their lives. Try to remember what a lovely loved life she's had with you. Thanks

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