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[KittyAndTheFontanelles]

over hear night owls . Unless we are somewhere else

'They didn't cover that in my training'

ello jynier

cafe, busy weekend 8am and a course on a sunday you mug hope the mad dh and toxic inlaws have all pissed orf good an' proper or I am coming round to take em out. btw all the best relationships start with friendship imho I would say that cos I married my best friend

awww that's lovely mrsshrek! who ever gets to marry their best friend that is so so awesome. did it just evolve into that? that's really made me happy!

no he's not a friend, but he could be a friend - I would like him as a friend, he would like me as more *aarrrgghhh but clearly due to my insane existence- I have no time for such irritations distractions, right now, and no time for normal people who have more time than I do, as they irritate me don't understand

for now, I am in hiding from the toxic ex + co (quite literally!) but I'd get those goats stoked up just in case

cafe - think that any new feller should be vetted by us before you dip your toe in the water again! Perhaps we could draw up a check list for you ... !

Btw, why did you nearly buy a barge?

Probably not relevant on here but have just heard the first bird of the dawn chorus; so beautiful!

Nice one bluey

"I'll bite your legs off!"

Sounds like terribly growed up day, bluey

So, do you mind me asking why you aren't allowed a fried egg? I mean, I know why of course but what is it about a fried egg are you not allowed? Are you on a very prescribed diet? Fresh fruit and veg and wholemeals I suppose.

I must admit I almost made myself a fried egg butty for lunch once I'd read that but I was good and had crumpets and fruit instead because I'd had a massive bacon butty that morning

Sorry cafe, we aren't making light of what you went through. Not in the slightest. It sounds terrifying and horrendous. It is beyond me how someone can treat another human being that way let alone a little baby.

I'm so glad you had the strength to get out.

How unbelievable that the semi-outlaws have such a skewed view of the situation. You can't explain away a broken bone.

Morning all. Thank you for the advice Mrs Shrek and Cafe. I will get an appointment with my GP and see what can be done. I guess 'cos I don't complain < except on here> and just manage it, she thinks I am ok.
We will certainly prepare the goats, the ones with long curly horns, and practice our excruciate spells. We shall never surrender. Or am I getting a bit carried away.
Am having a gardening day today. Prepare the rubbing oils for later.

Just to say I have resisted googling sootikins and dragon butter, so remain pure

Hello everyone!!

My goat says he's ready but fancies being called Sootikins for old time's sake? How tempting to name change to Midwifesootikins!! In fact my friend who is also a midwife (but not themidwife obviously!) has a cat called Sooty.

I slept for 10 hours last night!!!

Cafe - I'm so sorry you had such a dreadful time with your ex & full of total admiration for your strength & independence. Many would end up trapped in a cycle of abuse & low self esteem.

Still wondering why Bluey can't have a fried egg sandwich. Just realised we ate that egg scraped off the floor!!

The fried egg ban is because my immune system is compromised, so the advice is to avoid anything that carries higher risk of food poisoning, including eggs that aren't cooked solid. So no poached or runny fried eggs. The risk is small, I guess, but not one worth taking with my poor battered system - my white blood cell count has been borderline neutropenic ie too low, so I would cope badly if sick.

I didn't mean to belittle what you'd been through, cafe. I hope you didn't take it that way.

No goats today, but utterly beautiful falcons, owls, hawks and a vulture! Plus glorious weather - hurrah!

Can you see my Halo? I dug the veg patch over, pruned the raspberries, spread compost cut down and pulled up dead stuff. I feel a bonfire coming on... Get ready for the smile signals Kiity.

Smoke signals although smile signals sound good.

Ah yes Bluey I understand now! Just think - a few more weeks & runny eggs, blue cheese & oysters!! (Bleuch)!!

Well mini - we had a lovely walk across the hills & then tea in a lovely tea room in the Shire. I saw those smoke signals!!

But the best thing that happened today is a text from my friend who actually does call "Sootikins" out of her balcony door for her cat.

Oh I am going to have to google it aren't I.

also tempted to do a bonfire as mucho gardening has been done here too. My hands are now absolutely like sandpaper, they were rubbish before but a day in the garden has finished them off. Had better get the washing in before I practice my firelighting... I love a good bonfire

mini, don't google [gets bleach in case]

cafe, how was the course? And Jynier, are there bonfires in camberwick green? (at least you have hugh, pew, barney mcgrew et al to put em out)
Count down, bluey. Unluckily DH did, and was more than slightly disappointed as his taste had changed too, temporarily, so he said all he could taste of his much craved fried egg was grease - oops He's made up for it since, mind
hope minikitty is behaving herself today... after that beach trip

My hands are the same MrsShrek. Mucky fingernails, dry and wizened.

Wonders in waves to all.

Sending hugs to cafe hope course went well defo just go for a drink you never know my dp came for drink ( although i knew yrs before but lost contact and found each other via a social website) i didnt think he would turn up whenhe did i was mega happy.

Then after a good few hours of chatting it was time for me to sleep he had brought a sleeping bag but i thought hell i am grapping the chance with horns
I did the we are both adults speech and the floor in lounge is uncomfy hehe

He stayed for four days !!!!!!

Anyway off to bed shorty as work in morning hugs and wine to all.

Oooh stars what a great start to a relationship!! When you know you know I think!!

Midwife I was working on fate has given a second chance with him i am suprised it took all of six hours to shag him wanted to jump his bones when i got him my house

had nothing to do with the fact i hadnt had a date for six months and thought he would leave next morning

i didnt tie him to the bed that was the 2nd week

He he

good to hear stars had fun

I'm in for the night btw. knackered but another effin downer and trying to research why There is a date in the coming week that's always a bit sad but I don't usually muse over it much. sorry for being a miserable bugger.