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Plenty of Fish Twunts

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Igetknockeddownbutgetupagain · 05/01/2013 12:05

Have read a few threads lately where some have talked of twunts they met on Plenty of Fish. I have had some corkers, but as I am feeling properly shiteabout dating at the moment, I was wondering if others might feel like cheering me up by sharing their little diamonds.

Mine was the barrister called John, whose photos were years old I realised on meeting him, and the whole date was awkward as hell.
He suggested a second date. I quietly said I didn't feel there would be one. He walked off. He later text 'Bitch'

2 days later - 6am, he text that I'd taken the fucking piss, that next time I should get off my fat arse and buy some drinks. I wouldn't mind if I wasn't a size 8 and had offered to buy them, and he'd declined!!!!

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richardsimmonstanktop · 07/01/2013 20:32

"id love to smash 12 inches into you"

What's wrong with you, that's romantic and I'm pretty sure Carey Grant said that in one of his films. Grin

A friend of mine got a message from a man on POF saying he had just been to his mum's funeral and if she could just have sex with him it would make him feel better.

AKissIsNotAContract · 07/01/2013 21:28

"id love to smash 12 inches into you"

:) bet he had a cock like a button mushroom.

HeartShapedSaw · 08/01/2013 20:32

A guy also messaged me asking if I would accept money to spend the night with him. Im not sure if I was outraged or respectful of his honesty!

issey6cats · 08/01/2013 21:38

lol bored today cos at home, one guy on POF and smooch who has been chasing me around the internet sent me a message today saying are we still talking, i would like to meet you and give you loads of orgasms ROFL sent him a message back saying dont think so sonny , and another one who i got to speak to on the phone yesterday, we were supposed to be meeting for coffee today, so from the info hes given on POF about his job i found out his name and googled him, theres some very not complimentary stuff about him, as in he scammed one woman out of £400, and another one said hes married, but that was 2011, so i dont think i will meet him either,

another one on a different site got chatting musician, intelligent then he let it out he has ME, IBS, ASthma and so has to lead a very smooth life and hes vegan so would feel guilty eating any where near him, i am begiining to wonder if there are any healthy, honest, mid fifties men out there or do i just give up and stay single and celibate lol

RudolphsNoseInMyXmasStocking · 08/01/2013 22:38

wannabe - I had similar situation - found out this seemingly lovely man was a sex offender (POF) Bloody scary to think what might have happened further down the line.

And then there was the second date with a guy who, when we had a kiss, put my hand on his erection so I could see how much he was turned on!! Errr - no thanks!

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