Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

smooth 'It so fucking is you'

48 yes just to a local ish pub for small c coffee.

Nothing fits! Arsing stupid bloody xmas. grrr.

Lubey I've been put off Coffee for life after my Cambridge visit. In fact I've cleared some room on my shelves for my impending Oscar which is surely due after the performance I was very much forced to put on to 'bring things to a close'. Bleugh.

It so fucking is you

I'm half tempted to resume OD just to have the chance to say that to someone!

smoothie
Was this the same Cambridge man you met in London the same afternoon I was meeting surreygirl there? I don't remember you saying what happened. if not, it was someone else, sorry. We Cambridge men get about a bit :)

yoga cabincrew this Saturday night, Shoegirl just after NYE when she can get a sitter. CC is exotic and interesting (and isn't actually cabin crew) Shoegirl is funny. Let's see how we go. Move to Budapest isn't until end if jan now, and will be for a couple of weeks only at first with lots of time back here, so dating is still doable.

Yes Bant - same man. Bloody awful. I didn't post about it afterwards as I have been hiding under the duvet in shame. Let's just say I got it majorly wrong and have learned from it! The best thing about the whole weekend was coming down with a severe migraine and having to leave very early on Sunday.

smooth so that is all we get?

There may be more Juliette - as and when I can bear to actually type the words. Just to give you a flavour though, I'd been on 2 dates with a really nice guy and date 3 was in his home town with an overnight stay. But the first warning klaxon sounded when the witty and genial man of the previous 2 dates gave me a dead arm in the pub. He actually punched me really hard without warning and said that the last time he'd been in that particular pub, that's what he and his friends were doing. Obviously that was my cue to get up and leave...

First warning klaxon......

That would have been the signal for emptying your glass into his face and running for the hills. He sounds like a total arsehole.

Florentine I know, I know. And he is.

He gave you a dead arm? That is awful. Dont worry about the shame of posting everything on here...there is no shame. None at all. We are all in the same boat.

My dating life gets more thrilling by the day. I will see the fireman in next couple of weeks. He doesnt eat any kind of spicy food so we will go to somewhere non spicy. I think he wants to do something physical with me as he is never suggestive on text but sort of hints in that direction.

I have struck up convo with a man from pof who is a stripper at the weekends. He isnt very conversationalist though.

A couple reappeared on OKC to wish me a merry xmas

One who disappeared reappeared by text asking if we were meeting in Jan.

Thats it.

I love flavoured cider, cider in general is fab too. I also really like prosecco. NYE is looming. I will be indoors celebrating my inner karma. Who is doing something?

I'm really looking forward to NYE! I always host (mainly because I CBA to go out/get back after midnight) and have enormous amounts of food and bubbly and DS1 (fabulously geeky knowledgeable) is putting together a quiz which went down really well last year. Only a small gathering of 3 couples, 2 singles and assorted kids (who will have a games room set up) but I can't wait!

smooth A dead arm He would of lost the use of his tackle for that, arsehole!

It so fucking was him.

scatty So giving Fireman another go

I will be on my lonesome. CBA with NE shyte.

Smooth - how old was this bloke to be giving his mates dead arms in the pub, sounds about 17 to me

I will be on my lonesome.

What's happened to Mr. Rutting & Rogering ?

Flo In fucking Yorkshire until new year. Will make it up to me I am sure

48 I have had many daydream scenarios since which involve some kind of ABH with varying degrees of violence.

On the plus side though, I am hoping that no date will ever be as bad.

And don't even get me started on the fact that he tried to remove a condom half way through DTD 'because I've had the snip'. Yes ladies and gentlemen - a delightful chap. I feel like taking a swig of neat vodka even thinking about it but can't, because I'm at work. Which is probably just as well.

Bant 41 going on 17.

Right, that's enough reminiscing for one day. More NYE plans please!

Is anyone doing the forced jollity in a pub at NY? Perhaps a midnight conga?

Oh smoothie you poor thing, that actually sounds a bit frightening, are you ok?

I'm sure no other date will be as bad too (thank god!)

Smooth, blimey, what was he, King of All the Wankers ?

My NYE will be spent, thrillingly, at my parents', I expect to be weeping under the duvet at midnight.

In other news, I've been proposed to by a man on GS, I fear he would describe himself as 'fun' and 'whacky' .

Honest Lubey I'm completely fine - and lessons firmly learned and all that. I'm now putting my fingers in my ears and going 'la la la' so I don't have to think about it any more

I have decided that when I finish work, I'm going home to pour myself a large glass of Malbec or Merlot. No point in being abstemious now until next year!

That's great news MsArse - congratulations! (on the proposal not the weeping under the duvet)

I have no plans for NYE. All my mates are marrieds or out of the country, have the dreaded choice between inviting me or my ex, or just aren't going out. Meh. Still time to find something though I guess as the dc are with their mum.

Smoothie. We should introduce MrDeadArm to the artist.

I'll join you with the Malbec, smoothie!