Hello dating thread. I joined a previous incarnation but couldn't keep up with it all so I hope you don't mind me butting in here. I have been dating A Man for a bit now and things are hotting up. I think, indeed, that we may even Do It. And now I feel really scared.
This is ridiculous - I used to sleep with people at the drop of a hat when I was younger but have had no-one in my life since my son was born eight years ago. It's like being a bloody virgin again. Albeit a virgin with stretchmarks and tits that have breastfed who is afeared that her fanny will fall off under pressure due to it not being tested - have been manically doing pelvic floor exercises. Aaaargh. I just think he's going to see me naked and burst out laughing.