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Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

999 replies

OhLittleTownofWesternWind · 26/12/2012 00:14

Here we are!

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MsArsebiscuit · 28/12/2012 12:41

Just to add my voice, good luck Velvet, I hope you have a fabulous time

48howdidthathappen · 28/12/2012 12:49

Breakout I am so sorry. Wish I could help Smile

SevenSnapespearesSwimming · 28/12/2012 12:53

Yay velvet!!

BantaBaby · 28/12/2012 13:11

Good luck velvet, and remember, it's not about whether you're good enough for him - you've got two nice men interested in you - it's about which one you choose is maybe good enough for you..

VelvetSpoon · 28/12/2012 13:20

Well he hasn't turned up yet. So date may not even happen. And if he's stuck in traffic, or can't find the place we're meeting at, he can't let me know. Bugger.

48howdidthathappen · 28/12/2012 13:27

He can always rearrange. If he doesn't. Lucky escape!

ThatsNice · 28/12/2012 13:34

Hope he turns up velvet and hasn't wimped out x

ike1 · 28/12/2012 13:55

Oh gawd he CANT wimp out now!!!

Yogagirl17 · 28/12/2012 15:05

Hope the silence from Velvet is a sign that he's turned up and is lovely. Smile

AndLibbyMakesThree · 28/12/2012 15:31

Me too Yoga,

48howdidthathappen · 28/12/2012 15:40

Ditto yoga

MsArsebiscuit · 28/12/2012 15:42

It's weird, isn't it ? Sitting here, wondering how someone I've never met is getting on, and hoping she's struck man-gold.

Yogagirl17 · 28/12/2012 16:15

Ha ha "man gold"!!! Grin (thread title contender??)

MsArsebiscuit · 28/12/2012 16:46

Yoga, let's hope that someone finds a rich vein of it in them thar hills ...

smoothieooo · 28/12/2012 16:47

I think I'm more likely to find fools gold...

SweetSeraphim · 28/12/2012 17:07

Aaaarrrrggghhh, where is she??? I REALLY want him to be lovely!

Wallison · 28/12/2012 17:15

Hello dating thread. I joined a previous incarnation but couldn't keep up with it all so I hope you don't mind me butting in here. I have been dating A Man for a bit now and things are hotting up. I think, indeed, that we may even Do It. And now I feel really scared.

This is ridiculous - I used to sleep with people at the drop of a hat when I was younger but have had no-one in my life since my son was born eight years ago. It's like being a bloody virgin again. Albeit a virgin with stretchmarks and tits that have breastfed who is afeared that her fanny will fall off under pressure due to it not being tested - have been manically doing pelvic floor exercises. Aaaargh. I just think he's going to see me naked and burst out laughing.

lubeybooby · 28/12/2012 17:15

Me too!

KirstyWirsty · 28/12/2012 17:17

wallison' he fancies you and will be so delighted you want to have sex with him he won't notice!!! Enjoy .. And welcome btw

lubeybooby · 28/12/2012 17:19

oops cross posted :o

Wallison it will be fine, take a deep breath, in your head become Cindy Crawford and it shall be so Wink

Wallison · 28/12/2012 17:20

Thank you, KirstyWirsty. I am behaving like a teenager.

He is really nice though. And v keen - how? Why?!

lubeybooby I know (hope!) that was a cross-post but it made me smile!

Wallison · 28/12/2012 17:27

Thank you lubeybooby.

I wish there really was such a thing as 'Dutch courage' - mere booze won't cut it for tomorrow night, and apart from anything else I just get really giggly and then sleepy so that's not the answer.

48howdidthathappen · 28/12/2012 17:28

Wallison We all feel like teenagers. Fucking brill isn't it Grin

Sex is soooo much better second time around.

Wallison · 28/12/2012 17:37

But I've forgotten what to do!

Although it is heartening to hear that, 48howdidthathappen.

Eek why did I let myself get talked into this? I only did the online dating thing because two of my mates were doing it and I thought it would be a laugh. It doesn't feel very fucking funny now!

48howdidthathappen · 28/12/2012 17:57

It will come back to you. Just follow his lead, relax and enjoy Smile