Crotch grabbing, jelly nailing, double-quick portions and man parts floating in a pear tree...dating thread 33 survived Christmas so bring on NYE!

[OhLittleTownofWesternWind]

Here we are!

Nomore Thankyou for Chad

Well my spidey senses were bang on with mr cheese. Woke up this morning to a message telling me he 'knows my sort.. You're a PLAYER'. Oh perlease... really can't be arsed bothering all the sh*t that goes with od this morning. It really is hard work sometimes isn't it

ThatsNice, why is he accusing you of being a player? Weird.

Velvet, is it today you're meeting Spaceman?

libby When is Mr C back from Yorkshire?

Mr R&R is back on the 1st. A week is a fucking long time when in lust

Andlibby, I cut short our conversation yesterday evening because I was shattered after my night shift the night before and he was pissing me off with his 'jokes' My sleep pattern is fecked though (because of working nights), so in the early ours I went back on line. I took my profile pictures off as decided I like it slower paced when they're not on, and he saw and commented asking why. I was honest and said I was stepping back a bit from full on od and that was his reply waiting for me this morning accusing me of being a player.. Meh.. He can think what he likes. I found his comments/joke about his summer fling not being up for anal being a deal breaker, as a red flag anyway. Me thinks perhaps t'was 'he' who is the player.. Sighs..

is mr cheese from the 1950's
not exactly a modern & sophisticated response now is it?

Does he even know what he means by 'player'?
Isnt it someone who pretetends they want a relationship when really they only want a one off shag?
Usually when a woman only wants a one off shag it's beacause the bloke was sexually inept.

sister,he aint a player he's a LOSER :o

mercury On the money

Haha!! Yes, loser indeed! His messages were full of such cheesy, corny shit, I was eye rolling, laughing at the same time. Laughing more at him than with him. Then him telling me he likes me a lot, that maybe this time next year we'd be having our one year anniversary and he'd take me for a shopping spree in Anne summers coz he bets I really like shopping.. 'yawns' .. dear god, thinking back, there was a good reason I cut the conversation short, I was just too sleep deprived to see it clearly,

Oh god Velvet had a similar experience ...silly sods...

Ann Summers?

In that case, he is not only a knobber but has rubbish taste in filth shopping - you are well shot of him.

Mac Just proving he has 'class'

I was going to say

For a one year anniversary Victoria's Secret is the only way to go.

I'm rather partial to Boux Avenue myself .. ;)
I did tell him that as I don't like shopping (really), he'd have to go to Anne summers on his own. I can imagine him circling the blow up fill section. Is there one? Blow up doll section I mean..

Can I just say, i feel so much better having vented. Can't really talk about my OD escapades with anyone else. Have gone from feeling a bit rubbish at his player comments (seriously need to toughen up my skin), to feeling quite empowered that others agree he is in fact just a nobber

thatsnice Take no shit!

www.kissmedeadly.co.uk/collections

thanks for the link 48 :)

I've got some stuff from Kiss Me Deadly too, much, much better than anything you get in Ann Summers. 48, you have excellent taste.

not that Anne summers exactly sets the bar very high :o

I'm definitely partial to Victoria's Secret myself..shame no one to take me shopping.

As for the Wedding Guest, I reckon he will see my from across the room then run a mile as my skin looks like sh&t at the moment. Nevermind, it will still be 24 hours of pure pampering in hotel & spa and a bazillion times better than how I was feeling this time last year. I will bring magazines and chocolates and I will be very happy on my own.

So its my date today.

However spaceman has a problem with his phone, and can't make/receive calls or texts. So if he's late (real possibility due to traffic) he won't be able to let me know.

My nanna would say this is a sign we are jinxed...

What do you mean mercury We all want a pair.

www.annsummers.com/p/open-heart-knicker/18bsncas1091011

Velvet- good luck! I hope you have a lovely time, and he's as lovely as he seems. And hot.

I have some RL stuff going on at the minute, DD's dad, who was violent to me, has attacked his new GF. Thread is on the relationships board. Turns out he is using steroids too, don't know what to do.

Apart from that, christmas has been very lonely this year, and I thoroughly hope I'm not single next year too.

Velvet Hope all goes well for you. Stay positive and keep smiling