Bacon sarnies in suspenders, jacket strokers, coffee with a small 'c' and LOTS of Coffee with a capital 'C' it's dating thread 32

[lulubellaboozle]

Thought I take the liberty of starting us off again ...

Arse Trying to fit him in a stocking. At 6ft3 its a tough job I may be a while.

I have covered him in marmite

OWW I use dimensions in tulip thats a nice red. Managed to accrue aother hangover oh dear...

Mr R&R has just texted 'In Tesco. About to top myself'

I texted back 'No! I will miss your smile cock

Off out to queue for fuel. ike will be hitting the bottle tonight. you joining us?

Ill join you but off the pop, am suffering liver failure.x

Kirsty

velvet go for the cheese buying rebellion in the title - believe me, my life can't be any more jinxed.

Thank you 48, I'm not convinced about having him covered in Marmite but if you could secrete a few After Eights about his person, that might work.

I actually had a moment of finding Adam Sandler attractive this morning. This is a whole new low, I'm ashamed.

Not, don't be maudlin, things will get better.

Arse Have I got to lick him clean. Going to dely delivery somewhat. I hate marmite

Merry Christmas eve everyone! I got well and truly busted with mr tall this morning, kids found him in my bedroom at 6.30! I just shrugged it off as a friend and quickly got him out of the house but it's meant I've had to tell ex, just in case DCs bring it up. He took it very well considering! And mr tall didn't seem freaked out at all, took it all very well indeed. I like this man scary lots.

I wouldn't like to inconvenience you, 48 - just hose him off.

How long do I have to wait before I can hit the booze ?

Booze is waiting til six here ... Maybe ... Nah sod it, there's a new bottle of rum in the cupboard calling my name. I have John Frieda Dark Golden Blonde on my hair now waiting for half an hour so fingers crossed. Nearest I could find to strawberry blonde but there wasn't a lot of choice.

I am starting booze about 7

Pixie All systems go

Arse Mr Fucked up is off the menu.
Just felt the need to spread a bit of good will. So texted him.

Said 'I felt a bit of a bitch not replying. We had a good time. I have moved on, its what I do. No hard feelings. Happy fucking Christmas :)

He sent a very nice text back.

Feel better now. No bad taste

I've had a sip of a nice shiraz, which I realised does not go well with brie and pickled onions. Now before I drink any more, time to go drop the DC's gifts round their mums. As they're both ill, it looks like I won't have them tomorrow night after all. So I'm going to get very drunk and examine my chin in the mirror. I'd forgotten what it looked like. Honestly. 16 years hidden.

Pixie - that's really cool - is this the doctor who didn't know you had kids?

Please stop talking about booze its evil stuff!!!! (retch)

Are you still suffering, Ike ? I've found the increased severity of hangovers related to increasing age to be really rather disappointing. Having said that, my neighbours have just been plying me with Bacardi and I'm feel

Whoops. - I'm feeling quite 'relaxed'. They want to find me 'a nice Cockernee ' however I've decided to swear off men, I may take holy orders.

48, that's ok, I'm off 'em ^^.

Yes still feeling sensitive...popped into the local for one small glass of red at 3:00pm staggered out midnight...entirely my own fault (mutter)

Ike I cannot function for 24hrs if I drink red. You have my sympathy.

No booze here as I may just need to get in the car and drive to prevent me doing some damage to DS who is doing his best to be horrid. Sometimes I think it's because there is no other family around to come out with the 'don't talk to your mother like that'.

Some things I have done wrong today

Said good morning
Refused to let him eat tonight's sausage rolls this morning because there was LITERALLY NOTHING TO EAT in the house. Clearly, all that shopping yesterday morning was imaginary.
Asked DS to do something when he doesn't WANT to do ANYTHING. I DON'T UNDERSTAND he wants to concentrate on his Playstation revising and RELAX
Asked DS to do what I asked him to do yesterday
Made noise in the kitchen, cooking
Failed to get more chocolate cake when finalising shopping today because I dared to eat some and I HAD NO BUSINESS DOING THAT BECAUSE THE CAKE IS HIS
Aforementioned sausages rolls have now been found to be the WRONG sausage rolls that had ONION in

He is 18 years old . He doesn't shout, just manages to make "the wrong sausage rolls" sound like assault. I don't know how much is a teen thing (going on a bit) and how much it is just habit.

I can't function for 24hrs if I don't. Tried it for a couple of days last week and everything got so much less blurry edged it was no fun at all

Yes i am an over indulgent idiot but the fizzy stuff did for me as well t' other night....I am just too old for all this drinking malarky..

Oh god Juliette...the way I feel today I would have happily assaulted him with said sausage rolls...sympathies

Bloke with a yacht thought I was gorgeous and wanted to take me on a date...but his hair was too wild and not in a good way ...so no.

Bant this is where pear cider comes in for me. No hangover and blurry edges.

Result

Juliette you will never have to wear this particular T shirt again He will grow up.

Really 48???Do you love a Babycham???