Here is this week's Friday bum sex thread

[Apocalypto]

since nobody's posted it yet.

trolls please congregate here.

I like bumsex and I'm yet to encounter any santorum.

The words "anal leakage" are enough to put me off.

But I expect someone will be along soon to say that if you relax and use lots of lube you could have bumsex every night for 20 years and never suffer any ill effects. And that anyone who doesn't do it is boring and a prude...

In fairness some seem to genuinely like it....I sooo dont understand why tho...

I feel this thread is somehow lacking in romance.

I wouldn't call you boring, but judgemental maybe...

Not you specifically, Tis!

Bum butter mmmmmmm

Are you advocating spreading the love, Sole?

This thread appears to have failed to attract the gathering of bridge dwelling creatures you'd hoped for, Apoc.

May I suggest same time, same place, next Friday with title amended to 'get your shit hot sex here' or similar?

Yeah we gotta sell this 'crap sex' thread... properly...

May I issue a stern warning...if you indeed did have bum sex every night for 20 years, chances are you'd need anal tampons. Aforementioned Royston ended up with those....not glamorous!

Please tell me that Royston is not his real name.

It is his real name.

If you relax and use lots of lube you could have bumsex every night for 20 years and never suffer any ill effects.

Anyone who doesn't do it is boring and a prude.

Oh no! Bumhead! Poor Royston that makes my bollocks go all curly...

I am pretty sure that no-one really needs an anal tampon. I have had quite big things up my bottom and I don't.

Thanks Ike. He is a lovely guy although would be the very first to admit that his morals and sexual appetite need scrutinising by the medical profession.
Living with him was an eye opener, I will never forget coming home from a night out and interrupting a 'date' of his taking place in the living room. Put it this way, I was never again able to eat my cornflakes off that glass table we had again.
And don't even get me started on what I found in the freezer...

Herione they are very common amongst people who have repeatedly had it up there. I know a few people who use them

The words "anal leakage" are enough to put me off.

That about sums up my thoughts too!

Fair play to others if they enjoy it though.

Ok bumhead I know I'll regret this but what did you find in the freezer?

Are you sure you really want to know? It's pretty gross

They are not 'very common' amongst people how have had it repeatedly up there! I don't know anyone who hasn't had it repeatedly up there and I don't know ANYONE who uses tampons in their bottom!

You are talking .. ahem.. shit..

Oh but oh!!! Somhow I want to save him..he sounds so sweet with a name like Royston...Heroine I dont even know where to begin to ...arrrgh