Here is this week's Friday bum sex thread

[Apocalypto]

since nobody's posted it yet.

trolls please congregate here.

Heroine - I know at least 4 people who use them. Granted they are gay man now in their 40s and 50s but actually they are. Fact.
So just because you don't know anyone who uses anal tampons doesn't make it shit.

Have you actually SEEN them use them, or is this what someone said about someone who they thought was probably.. 'because you know he's a gay man and hahahahaha'...??

Ike he is a really good laugh but a bit of a slut (he would tell you that himself very happily)

No please no shit tampon refs my stomach cant take it...

I know...does he mind having the tampon situ going on>does it put a crimp in his style as it were?

Heroine - I've seen the boxes of them in the bathroom. They are not the same as women's tampons. (obviously). I have a strong stomach but even I wouldn't ask a friend of mine to insert one in front of me.
They are a prescribed product.

Does he mind tho bumhead?

He is in the States now so I don't see him apart from say maybe once a year.
I don't think he cares about the tampon thing. Although he probably wouldn't mention it to anyone on a date or anything

I do think if he could get surgery to 'tighten up' that area then he would do.

I bet they are, I bet they are women's tampons in a big black masculine box. Perhaps royston was using this AssGnome

I dont know why but it makes me want to clench...HARD

Heroine noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I feel invested in the story now bumhead. You know you can't half-tell a story on MN!

NO! I am still reeling from the AssGnome is black too less likely to show up stainage -good grief-faints-

Hey, cool it folks - the twitching hour's over and this thread has to be put on ice until next Friday.

Now, please disperse quietly so as not to frighten the horses disturb the neighbours and, for the Catholics among us, please note that the door to the confessional is this way >>>>

Fuzzpig - he had a turd in a condom in the freezer. Apparently it was to be used as a 'dildo' type thing. The frozen-ness apparently added to the sensation.
I know. I still feel ill at the thought. And no, I never ate anything or kept any food in that freezer.

See I BLOODY KNEW IT WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE THAT-(flounce)

Wow. I had a feeling it would be something condom-related - I once read in a little book of sex tips to freeze a condom filled with liquid and use it as a dildo.

I was not expecting that as a filling though.

That's right, and I bet you met Richard Gere's Hamster BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS

shrugs< whatever you say Heroine.

Sadly it's all true. I should know. I was there.

this thread has to be put on ice until next Friday

Substitute 'turd'' for 'thead' and am I psychic?

Izzy we could have a bumsex weekend????(hopeful??)

Erml

Ok.

Anal tampons are more for people who have repeatedly had very large objects like fists, double fists and garden gnomes up their arses. I doubt you could get that effect from a humble cock however large your partner might be.

a 'humble cock' lol I now have visions of a cock pleading to be inserted - time I left this thread...