Bizarroville!! PoshBoys, Muppets, Surgeons, nurses, coffee addicts and RL - dating thread 27!

[lubeybooby]

Roll up roll up get yer dating chat here... all kinds of dating...

Online, RL, established, new, join in and blether away!

bant. You are a star!

watch really hope house viewing works out, I am fingers X'd excited for you! All the things that initially seem so shitty open up amazing opportunities! :-)

sponge! sponge sponge sponge!!!!! I do hope all is well. :-)

Such is the mood I am in, I can't even raise a laugh at the appalling profiles and bizarrely worded messages.

:(

Snape sadly not at all. I wish it were. But it looks like things are back to their rather depressing norm where me and men are concerned.

Oh spongey-sponge. nothing!?

Well, I was until a self --aggrandising dick of a man too far away to ever actually contemplate meeting me in real life, thought he'd be a key-board warrior and actually made the effort to send me a critical collection of sausage-fingered thumpings. Thanks. Fuck off.'

Snape, that is brilliant :o

Bant your reply to 'Emily' is hilarious. This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

No, nothing, nada, etc.

I don't understand where I went wrong. But clearly I did, somewhere.

OKC man is gorgeous actually jaw-droppingly GORGEOUS.

Bet he just wants sex.

Link please Snape so we may assess

No! You did nothing wrong. You absolutely know it isn't you... It's still early, it honestly is. Really, just deep breath, step away from phone, do something lovely be it bath, wine, chocolate, wank, whatever.

We need to meet up for a marvellous night of much wine soon. All will be well.

He just asked me to IM.

I said I don't, I'm not technologically advanced enough.

He replied 'never mind'.

I'm not replying to that am I. Pfffft.

See how quickly my head is turned by someone seemingly articulate who likes books and who isn't a potato. Brief satisfying lurch of the womb, cut back down to manageable expectations. Hey ho.

another one:

'Iain's Profile
i am single guy likes look after ther body go swimming ad gym ad pool other sports, i want meet hot or glorious lady so we can have some fun ad enjoy,, ad really like treating them,, i will travel ad i am single got no ties and work,,
, so like look me i will always get bak to yu.'

his message to me:
'just put new photos up i not user nice guy xx'

and they shakespeare is dead

Mercury A hot or glorious lady? So he's looking for one or the other then? Ladies who are both need not apply

Sponge, have you texted him?

Mercury. How funny. Will you get bak to him?

OD is crazy

I'm reeallllly beginning to hate the word 'lady'.

Snape I don't think all will be well with me and LC. I've fucked it up, just like always. I only wish I knew how.

Scatty I haven't text him since yesterday - I sent the last text. I'll text tomorrow but I know I'm only prolonging the inevitable, which is

a) he wont reply and I'll never hear from him again; or
b) he'll reply to say (in some way) he's not interested; or
c) he'll reply and just be unable to make any date I suggest, not suggest any himself, and carry on doing that til I get fed up and stop asking.

I take no pleasure in being right about this, but I know I am :(

Sponge stop it!

You were wrong about him twice before when you had your feelings of dooooom

If it isn't 'all well' with cuthbert, it will be all well elsewhere, it it will be 'all well' with you, because you are the important factor here. Text the Bugger. Why wait until tomorrow for what you see as your inevitable binning? Take control. Face up to whatever it is (not necessarily dooooom!) & deal, because, my love, that is what we do. Let's get some titanium going on. :-)

Hi All
Coffee date was meant to be happening tomorrow. He is apparently working nights, but does not know what time he is starting until tonight. Which seems a bit odd. I think hewould have let it drift, but I was trying to get a first meeting out of the way. Can't understand why there isn't time for coffee between getting up and going to work.... Do many blokes on POF put UK only as town? should I be worried by the vagueness of this?

Ones that say UK says 'married' to me. The married ones that travel with work a lot who don't mind where someone is from...

Did wonder. At first I just thought he was crap at filling in the form, but I've seen it quite a lot lately...to much of a coincidence then.

Well he might just be crap at filling profiles in, but it's definitely something to be on your guard for!

No, I think you might be right.Think there is something a bit 'off' somewhere...

Sponge, seriously, I'm sorry but you are being silly. Text him and just say hi already. And if you don't hear back it's not because you have fucked anything up. Sometimes it just isn't right. End of story.

Bant I'm reading your brilliant reply again, just for a laugh!
She is beautiful! It is much better than the beatings.