linguistic help needed - what do you call your man's love tool?

[YogaLite]

Had to name change..
I have a new lovely man in my life, but English is not my mother tongue and want to change the past, please inspire me with some suitable and nice - not rough - names..?

Google 'penis slang' or call it Willy.

at rest 'penis'
in use 'cock' [rough]

Why do you need to come up with a name for it?
do you mean a nickname? a biological correct name? or something to use during dirty talk?

Robert
Sebastian
The Clunge Caresser
IT

thanks so far, I meant for when in intimate use :)

If his love muscle doesn't inspire you to 'change the past', find one that does.

I still don't get why.

Is it so you can say dirty things during sex? If so go with 'cock'.

Cock is the only really acceptable term IMO. Willy is for when it's soft, it's not really sexy.

What does he call your pleasure zone vagina?

'IT' teddies? Is it a virtual dick?

Name the one-eyed trouser snake?

I try not to look directly at it tbh.

Purple headed womb ferret. Sorry

HullyGully mentioned the term "manana" yesterday from man banana.

Was thinking lollipop, is that mad - or maybe too childish?
He says love nest about mine, I am so far was hovering with "you" but need something hing more special and not too rude
None of this was in my english lang books!

Pork Sword

Same here, Hands. They're rarely a pretty sight.

Lollipop? I suggest you suck it and see if he likes it

Purple helmet warrior, miguel, heat seaking missile, ssshlong, love wand, throbbing member, his sex..

Or cock.

Little winky

Love nest? In that case, call his dick 'birdy-wirdy' when you want him to root around lay a few eggs in your nest.

izzy, well put

Schlong?

Not very sexy

@ Izzyizin

Well I meant "It" really. Or "The thing". I dunno, I never really see it nowadays, I presume "it" still exists, down "there".

Well, he would be jolly chuffed if you referred to it as a "huge cock". Cock is not rough when pre-fixed with the word huge surely. We only have huge coscks and flaccid cocks in my household

Prick, cock, Dick...though never actually uttered any name .. it is his and he can name it himself. I just make happy noises. So in answer.. mmmm .....ooo .. or wow....no that's not right..WOW ...makes him v smiley and gets all inspired .

Cock