Honey traps and stunning women aplenty - dating thread 20!

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20!!!!!!

Bloody hell :)

sponge! oooooh! fingers crossed!

watch might Mr was-L happen across your new OKC/POF?

Snape. Why are you wobbling?

Erm, if he did, then he would have to be looking on dating sites too.... So, it would be pretty clear it wasn't working out :)
He still wont call me his gf,he said its a MASSIVE thing and hes never had a gf before. So, technically, and at a stretch, I'm not doing anything wrong. ( obviously I know I am,but he called dd fatty, he doesn't deserve my respect)

Snape. Get those tits out and the chin up!

Ok the slim pickings that is my dating life are:
A pending phone call sometime today 50 year old.
A pending phone call sometime on Monday - mortgage broker
Possible date next week - world war 2 fanatic

Lol.

want PM. love PM. going to have kinky fuckery with perfectly sweet, handsome, intelligent, attractive man.

=wobble.

text from PM - 'have fun!'

no! don't text me with 'have fun' text me with 'don't do it, I love you, we're meant to be together!'

= wibble!

watch put him out of his misery. withdrawal of affection is calculating and a tad cowardly. if he is (mildly) aspergic, he wont cotton on that something is mega-up. you'll still be in the same place after the weekend.

I have my second date tonight, but just not feeling the spark. Maybe it will come later. :-(

Scatty, thats not bad!

Ive got - a 3 month fling with a wet flannel

• asked out by a childrens rugby coaching hulk of a,man with his very own fire pit
• taking to a music festival going, camping,Kayaking bear grylis type.

Snape, ah, bless you. Again, if you change your mind you don't have to. Might you feel better if some filth comes your way?

I know It's cowardly. He has no clue from what he text last night :(
I don't want to get into character Slating, or make him worry, if I do it now he will. I Think he was somewhat reclusive before ( only just realized) dont want to make him hide away again. While Im not responsible for his feelings id rather leave it a few days and blame it on myself.

Possible date next week - world war 2 fanatic
I could live with that. Just as long as it was not a nazi fanatic.

Mortgage brokers, maybe, but I usually don't like that sort of man. They tend to sound like Apprentice candidates, albeit in a mild version.

Probably meeting Mr K today. He would go to my place but that would mean spending the night and I need unbroken sleep, as I have a cold going on. Probably Friday.

However, DS is coming back Saturday and it means it'll be more difficult to spend nights together. :(

I'm not going to change my mind, I'm doing it with an open mind (clearly!) I will feel absolutely amazing once the filth is filthed....it's just right now....

we were in the sauna yesterday & he was stretching and complaining about his shoulder, he has a knot under his shoulder blade, i chided that he never stretches after he exercises and what does he expect, then ran my hand over his shoulder, found the knot, 'there it is! is it the same side as your jaw?' yes, 'oh it's stress related, you need a massage', 'oh i wish i had the money..' reader, dear, i bricked it, i offered the services of DS2. (who is a very good masseuse....)

why isnt there a 'sigh' emoticon. I'm scratching an itch, a physical itch. My emotional itch still needs slapped.

watch although he doesnt seem to be particularly (self) aware of developments - do you think he'll not connect? I think blaming it on yourself is kind though. blame it on ykw, then you get to look like a bitch and he'll feel much better!

No, he wont connect I.don't Think. I'll send a few.
Ill be ill on the weekend, ive got a lot of rl stuff going on which he knows some off, so I'm going to say I need to concentrate on that, and don't Have the time or emotional space to be seeing someone.
It's kinder on him, and less chance of him being really hurt.

Why Didnt you just massage it???!!!!!

You know, I Think he really likes you, but you rebuff his advances..

Ok - snape - no wibbles, put PM out of your mind for today and just have a fucking amazing night.
watch - I second put him out of his misery
sponge hope date goes well - I'd tend to think he was just being a bit stupid. But then a)I tend to think men are a bit stupid and b)I tend not to assume they are manipulative/players/trying it on ...which is probably why I end being so surprised when they turn out to be just that.

So, fuck it, I'm going for an OKC profile. Still waiting (5 days now ) for reply to actually arrange a date for coffee. New guy on GS lives in the middle of bloody nowhere and wants to raise chickens so that's a lost cause. Next!

Yes, snape, he wanted you to massage him.
In the bedroom.
FGS, woman! :)

any tips on putting PM out of my mind because clearly he pops in at the most irritating moments, sneaky ninja fucker. not all that happy to equate his face with a bucket of maggots as that may give me even more complex psychological problems about him especially if I am having kinky fuckery with the prof at the time...

All this will blow over when I see the prof, I expect... I do intend to have an amazing night. I intend to barely be able to walk tomorrow.

I dont think he 'likes' me, becasue I have terminally low self esteem and he rejected me once, years ago and I'm not comfortable with attempting to manipulate him into something that I dont think he wants, becasue I love him.

yoga raise chickens? oh good god. careful with pictures of handbags! I got really nice message on OKC this morning from nice well-written intelligent chap - fake photos but might send him a wee message, because clearly i like things to be even more complicated than they already are!

Watch,

do it asap.

I would feel terrible keeping up the front knowing I was going to dump someone.

In fact I dumped someone by email because I couldn't really keep it up till the following date (3rd).

Snape I tend to think once the hormones/adrenaline etc! start, um...flowing thoughts of PM will not be a problem.

yoga I shall report back. I shall do my times tables or think of... Michael Winner.

I don't feel bad, possibly because Its caused by him, And not me??

Snape, he does like you, he rejected you years ago. I think he's testing the waters and you rebuff, but then flirt, which must be confusing as It's mixed signals.
But just forget all that and hsve some fun this evening :)

I'm pleased you're going through with the kinky fuckery Snape. After bottling out of massaging PM last night you deserve it.

I have had a foolproof method of seduction which worked on me. If you want to know it just say so and I'll pm you.

Message 995...!

OKC Profile setup, 2 pics uploaded, answered a few questions, now just waiting for the messages to come flooding in.....

good for you yoga! :)

what if I cant find the new thread...? you'll all be on the edge of your seats and feeling terribly frustrated.... (pretty much like me!) [hmm}

oh Nicholas I can't not find this out now!

Yay yoga.
:)
Exciting!!!!

And Nicholas, you really need to share with us all....:)

sniff! I felt a bit spesh.....

Message sent! :o