Honey traps and stunning women aplenty - dating thread 20!

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20!!!!!!

Bloody hell :)

Fuck this is frustrating!!! I'm frustrated so I can't imagine how you must feel!! Actually, yes I can. You two are perfect for each other! You have the perfect set up, it's just lacking the sex. He has exactly what he is looking for in you, he is never going to find it in anyone else because he has it all with you!! It feels like you are both skirting around the issue, you are both not wanting to have The Talk. You have met The Prof so now PM has upped his anti in trying to bag himself a woman. Why? If that isn't a reaction to you meeting The Prof?

I wonder if he is as much wanting you to see his profile as you are wanting him to see yours? I wonder if he has seen your profile???????

When, if at all, are you going to face your fears and talk to him??

And yes, he would have to be a very special man to tolerate you being in love having such a close 'friendship' with PM. And in all honesty, would it really be fair on another man, when your heart belongs to PM? While ever you are so in love with PM you can never give 100% of yourself to another man or relationship. He would always be second best. I'm sure if the roles were reversed and you met a man who was still in love with an ex, you would find it very difficult.

Bloody harsh but bloody true

Bloody hell. Of course it is.

I will talk to him after the kinky fuckery and the prof dumps me. Then I can weep on his shoulder.

I seem to have got myself in a bit of a pickle.

Ah Snape ((hug-type thing))

You could look at it another way, whilst some of us struggle to find one decent man interested in us, you would appear to have 2 of them :) I know that probably doesn't help though. But it will be ok in the end, I'm sure of it. Much more sure than I am of anything relating to my own life anyway!

Awh love (((((((((hug))))))))

You can do this, you can.

Snape can I ask something that feels quite horrible to ask? But does PM know about the herpes? And if he does, do you think this could be something that causes him to hold back? So sorry if that is an insensitive question. x

sponge. Thank you for ((hug-type-thing)). A hug would be awesome. I am cuddling DS2 a lot this afternoon.

Just sent a message to a lovely looking tranny on OKC, just to say hi and to tell him he looked lovely. I continue to spread love and happiness! :)

Shit! Pm just visited OKc profile. Shit! Shit! Shit!!!!

Shit!!!

Oooh!! Ohhhhh! OOOOOHHHHH!!!

This was the plan Snape

DS2s are meant for cuddling :) Mine is coming back from hols later today (via Switzerland...don't ask, just more of the Evil Ex's madness!) and I am looking forward to giving him a big squeeze :)

So, PM has visited the profile - but this is good, no? Or am I being spectacularly not for the first time dim?

Oh that's not insensitive at all time, please. Don't be silly.

Yes he knows, of course he does, I don't tell anyone in real life (the beauty of the Internet!) the prof knows, because he had to. PM knows because I'd trust him with my life. I don't know if he's holding back because of that, it's not really something I'd ask. He knows the circumstances around me getting 'it' I'm not sure if it's a problem for him - & if it is then he's maybe not the man I thought he was.

I shall now go back to saying 'shit! Shit! Shit! shit! rapidly if that's ok with everyone.

Yes, that's fine Snape, as you were!

And thank you.

No, it's good Sponge, it's bloody brilliant! But it's thrown our Snape into a bit of a panic

Yes yes it was the plan... It's what he does now that's the potential problem

1. he ignores that he's been there. Well, I can see he's been there. He asks me about it in person tomorrow.

2. he is genuinely daft and doesn't twig that it's me. Messages me because profile is fucking incredible and we're currently 99% match 90% friends and 3% enemy.

3. he does twig that it's me, messages me that I'm not 42 (I am aware of this...) I respond that he doesn't work in policy, that he is in fact out of work just now, and in the scheme of things fibbing about your age isn't quite as bad as fibbing about your employment status (except it is, but I need some high ground here....)

Ok. I need my forces of darkness around me. Sit on the edges of your seats please ladies. Def con 1

Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit! Panic! Shit!

Well it's small consolation that he is probably thinking 'Panic! Shit!' as well.

Aah. He's changed his profile pic again. Much better. He has his hand over his face. Good. That'll put people off.

Panic, shit, etc.

This is fab!

When are you next due to see him? Text him now and ask him if he fancies coming round for a rum or two tonight

I hope he is also going Panic Shit and Panic Shit and maybe a bit of ooh :)

Haha. His new profile pic has dark green nail polish on his hand. DS2 painted his nails last night after I'd gone to bed & he couldn't get it off. He had to go out this morning looking for industrial strength nail polish remover.

Nothing from him on OKC, I've switched to stealth mode, I expect he is trawling through the answers to the wuestions, muttering 'panic!'. ' shit!' 'ooh!' a lot.

DD keeps texting me. Every time my phone goes I feel dizzy/sick.

No. No rum! Seeing him tomorrow for gym session of lying next to each other panting our way through 200 sit ups.

Wait...so you were messaging PM on OKc as someone else???

From what you describe of his profile pic, him covering his face with a hand that has nails painted in a nice shade of green polish, I would say he is trying to put women off!!

Just downloaded phone app so trying to get the hang if it. Apologies in advance for autocorrect !

Snape- this was the plan all along!! Don't panic. Breathe. It will be fine. Just a thought... But if he would compare himself unfavourably to the prof...is it possible he doesn't think he is good enough for you?

As for me, haven't sent my email. Got a txt from him about 3:00 to say how great it would have been if he could have seen me last night (and admitted he'd been drinking all day). Have decided not to reply for a while, going to let him stew and then think I will just go with "you need to make up your mind whether you want to be with me or not". Keep it short and to the point..,yes?

No,no,no madameO

I had an old profile, that he knew it was me. I retired it after disastrous date with catweazle-running-man. Told PM I'd retired it. Constructed new eminently successful profile, with tons of visitors and about 1 in 4 people who visit it message it. Photo is close cropped so doesn't necessarily look all that much like me at first glance. Original idea was honey-trap PM, but I started chatting to the prof, met him last Wednesday, seeing him for a shag this Wednesday. Although I've been stalking keeping tabs on visiting PMs profile every so often, it's been in stealth mode, so he can't see I've popped by.

Do appreciate this is terribly complicated for newer folk. Sorry!