Honey traps and stunning women aplenty - dating thread 20!

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20!!!!!!

Bloody hell :)

Aahhh Snape I am so glad that didn't come across wrong and that it maybe even helped a bit (gives a little happy skip). :)

Sponge your last bloke sounds like a total tosser. It just seems really unfair that it happened to you.

I am sending as many good luck vibes into the cosmos as I can for both of you and am keeping my fingers crossed there will be some nice news on here from both of you v soon (and all the other intrepid daters).

And Time I still haven't responded to a very wise comment from you back on the old thread but suffice to say you were right although I think things may be moving in the right direction.

I have lurked for AGES so kind of know a lot of the names who post on here but feel a bit cheeky for jumping in, hope you don't mind me joining in?

Snape I will join Time in that cheesecake if he doesn't understand.

Re horrible man, it WAS a lucky escape for me wasn't it.

I still wish I'd had a second date out of it though , for no reason other than to break the curse of the first date which I do feel like I am never going to get beyond.

If anyone wants to find me some nice men on OKC, please feel free. I have few requirements - over 5' 10, own teeth, not a potato, and likely to want to see me more than once :)

Hello Ladies,

Long time no speak. I have been lurking though. Hope you're all well & good.

I have wonderful news. I am in love! The bad news is that he doesn't have any clue & I've screwed it up by only just realising the fact myself when it's too late.

There's a lot of maudlin moping about going on chez Milkandwine as a result

milk :(. Who? What? Where? When?

Is it really too late?

Right, off to pick up PM for the gym, will send email to prof before I go, so I can't obsessively check for reply while running,. that will take his mind off of shoving an olive under his foreskin

Well snape I may have mentioned a while ago that I was having a ridiculous fling with a very young man in a band? (it's over now). This guy is the singer from self same band and the young guys best friend!

Just to make it worse I've been trying to get him together with one of my best friends for the past few months. Now I've finally worked out that he's actually amazing in every fricking way & I don't think I can do anything about it now. I'm pretty sure he likes my friend (even though he denies it. I think he's saving face) and I think she might like him too (but denies it also)

It is a truly epic fail on my part. Honestly, he is the nicest, kindest guy I might have ever met. I am a fool

Also, an olive under the foreskin??! I have a LOT of catching up to do on this thread.

Oh, Milk.

That is sad, but maybe he really doesn't like your friend and you instead? You should find out.

And I don't get the olive reference either. To do with herpes????

@milk.

Sorry, dashing out, will get back to that little gem when I return.

Right sent the prof the email. Texted before I sent it, that an important email was coming - he's already replied with 'I'm off out this evening so don't panic if I don't get straight back to you'. This might be a bit easier if he didn't seem to be an all-round kinky good guy.

Yes an olive. I'm talking him out of a can of tuna and a small satsuma. ;-)

Tuna? Satsumas? The mind boggles!

Lueji I can't find out without making an idiot if myself really. Plus we are all making a nice little friendship group which I don't want to ruin.

I am very miserable right now

Sorry leuji he has a 'thing' about things under his foreskin, like some kind of kinky kangaroo. (sorry TMI, clearly the filth has taken an interesting turn...)

sponge if Times's craving cheesecake you'll be lucky to get near it never mind sharing it Still I agree with you both and will supply us both with cheesecake if necessary.

milk Lueji could be right.

snape the mind boggles.

I get you, Milk.

My usual problem with men has often been that I have fallen for friends, and then felt too shy to ever move forward, and be embarrassed and ruin friendships.

Or DS's yummy swimming teacher

I have so far grown out of the infatuation phase, though.

So, maybe give it some time to make sure of your feelings?

Chaotic you know me soooo well

Snape enjoy the workout. I hope you have a response when you get home, and that it's a positive one.

Lueji Yes you are right. I should just sit on it for a bit.

The fact that I've barely gotten out of my pajamas this week except for work though should be some indication of my state of mind.

If he starts going out with my friend I'm leaving London.

Sigh...

Snape
I cannot do kink. Lord knows I've tried. It should be lovely to have a naked hottie kisssing my feet, but it ultimately just leaves me a bit .

Ex loved being spanked, whipped, talked down to...and while the dressing up part was fun I just thought "This is not me" I don't enjoy inflicting pain for a start.

I'm glad I've done it though. Good to discover what you dont like as well as what you do.

Well, Mr Gorgeous replied. Getting back to me tomorrow as he is not sure if he has something on. Probably another date, but that's ok. I'm quite enjoying the anticipation

Yay for those with 2nd dates.
snape you are very brave and i respect your honesty enormously. I have a few things from my past that i choose not to share. If i am honest, it takes all my self control to stop me freaking nad running from the kitchen if someone else is using a knife. I have to sort of push this panicky feeling down, into my stomach, down further, down past my knees, into my feet and out, and then breathe.

I also used to be scared of being intimate and used to shake with fear, literally, though i never shared that with any of my sexual partners and over time that has disappeared as my brain has sort of managed to work out that sex is not necessarily going to be traumatic, or pressurised.

madame it is good, as a rule i say you should try everything once just to make sure you dont like it

milk grrr I hate too. Sometimes you dont realise until plans start coming together that you are the one that actually likes them

Hello Everyone else,

Another date madameO? :) I like the anticipation too, but I'm inclined to overthink everything...

no word from the prof as yet. That's fine first time I've seen PM since meeting the prof and...... I just love PM. I do. Looking at him makes me smile. Prof is a fwb potential for a lot of very filthy experimental shagging, but I want to grow old with PM. [Wetfish] of gigantic proportions. [Wetkillershark]

MLM firmly slaps SNAPE with a wet fish, LOL. There is always one person you feel you could grow old with. For me that person is pretty much unobtainable. Its nice to see someone you can grow old with,but right now, old age is a distant distant thought for me!! Enjoy the moment and see where life takes you.

if I've met a bloke I fancy I normally contact him afterwards to let say I enjoyed meeting him and it would be good to meet again somewhere more private.

If he doesn't seize the moment and arrange a meeting pdq then he's history, seriously if I've offered sex I dont leave the offer on the table for more than a couple of days

Snape, I've read your comments on OKC now - and replied. Have done some amendments however, I have had messages! I had 10, deleted 8 as potatoes. The other 2 may have potential...

sponge its always good to have potential dates, though you might change your mind but thats a woman;s perogative

I am sure they either won't pass the Dating Advisory Committee . Or just won't like me. But we'll see, maybe OKC isnt so bad after all!

Snape - ok, I'm not so in love with your prof any more - too kinky for my taste.

Milk - you have my total sympathy, am pretty miserable myself at the moment. The guy I emailed about coffee has replied to say yes (woo hoo, should be happy about that) but all i can think about is my gorgeous man from the summer who I'm obviously still totally in love with hung up on.