Honey traps and stunning women aplenty - dating thread 20!

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20!!!!!!

Bloody hell :)

MadameO, I'm not sure why you can't see it all, I'll copy & paste the main text into a pm, hopefully that will work...

Are you registered with POF MadamO? If not you might not be able to see. You should be able to click on his pic and it take you to his profile.

There hasn't been a date arranged yet.

Well, we vaguely discussed that sex happens on the third date, but with my pesky doctor who time travel hat on, that actually happened six months ago. He was incredible. I did NOT fart inappropriatey

Snape has gone very quiet. I bet she has him up against the wall right now. And can't type because she has her hand down his trousers.

:-). Come on that was a classic text to send. It's like watching Richard Curtis. I bet he nearly came in his pants when he read that! :D

It was brilliant. You are very good. I feel inadequate.

movingforward- have to confess, haven't ever actually bought any of these things. Been tempted now I'm single but like you say, just not the same as the real thing.

Hi guys! firstly congrats to minilube on her exams!

Am emailing a guy at the mo - he just sent me five pages about his treatise on an american comic that he is turning into a book. We've been emailing for a while, and I quite like him - but even I went -eek! a bit at that!

Just started emailing another bloke who lives on a narrowboat, who sounds quite a laugh!

Oh arse - youngest one who is allegedly asleep has just found his mouth organ..

Hate - I have replied.
Don't lose any sleep over that one, is the short answer

Thanks MadameO, I think that is the general consensus of all of you who've seen his profile. I can do better :)

Sponge, no. He looks like he's full of himself, and nothing going on other than his body. And would be overly concerned with appearance.
You are lovely and have So much going for you. Way more than just what you look like..
Bin pof its rubbish. Try okcupid...

Whats OKcupid like?

I have met a Nice man on OK Cupid :)

I really really couldnt get on with OKCupid! I tried :) In a day on POF I might get 10 messages and delete 9, in a week on OKCupid, i'd get maybe 4? and delete them all. I only ever had about 2 men I wanted to reply to, and one of them I realised I didnt like when I saw a photo of him without a hat

Sponge, I've just searched your area, men aged 38-44..I.got to page 15 and gave up, not one I would put you with..not one!!!

Pof has not got Yhe right men for you.

yogagirl I already have some toys but they really dont do it for me

But while I was on Ann summers I looked at the pole dancing poles, I have wanted one for ages, I wonder If I should get one tomorrow? That would be so much fun!! But I don have a lot of space and wonder how much you would need

That might help with my jelly belly??

Okc for me had about 20 men in my age group, 25 mile radius.
I.dropped the age bracket by a year and found mrl.
I used to get loads of messages on pof, weeks would go by on okc and id get none ( obviously due to lack of men in my area)
But It's still better than pof.

Quality not quantity.

Glad to hear it Sponge (much nicer than calling you hate )
They always, always give themselves away, whether it's a line in their profile or saying that their ex is a b*tch. A young Mum I know told me that a guy she was messaging had said that, I asked her to be careful. She then binned him after he came out with the priceless line that "Some women are sluts and just act like men"
Niiiice. Glad she saw the light tho.

Madame I'm quite good with the ones who obviously don't like women etc - years of practice with my Ex who thinks every woman who doesnt agree with him esp me is a bitch! It's the rest I don't spot so easily...

I've decided I'm not going on another date until you, Time and Watch have vetted - and approved - his profile

That's a good plan Sponge

Sorry! I had to de-lurk. I've been addicted to this AWESOME thread for 2 days and on the edge of my seat at the Snape/Prof saga. :)

I love this lovely thread, it's so supportive and sweet. I could've done with this when I was internet-dating a couple of years ago! Would've been lovely to have somewhere to spill out all my disasters! I bet posting the Date Reports are often the most part of the evening. And when crap things happen, it's all good, because they just make funny stuff to write about. :)

Anyway, that was it. Just saying hi.

As you were!

Time I am still laughing about the idle twat comment. Brilliant

Did you notice the £500 cat btw?!

I'm in Sponge
Seriously, anyone who wants to PM me with a description, happy to help. I do it for the pure joy of depriving twats of their potential prey

. Thank you, that's really sweet of you to bother to delude to say hi. I shall try to not disappoint you all. :)

PM has gone quiet, no gym today (I honestly couldn't be arsed) so I dropped him a text to say hi,

me all ok with you? I'm going to have really really filthy sex with an incredibly hot, successful, intelligent SCIENTIST

PM yeh, fine, all good with you?

Idle chit-chat for a bit.. Back to the filth! :)