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Honey traps and stunning women aplenty - dating thread 20!

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watchoutforthatsnail · 22/08/2012 10:38

20!!!!!!

Bloody hell :)

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watchoutforthatsnail · 23/08/2012 20:30

:( Snape, fingers crossed thats not the case at all.
It's a fine balance, finding the right level of filth. On one hand It's good. They are meant to want to rip your clothes from you... But, if It's too much / too early on,it makes you feel nothing more than some kind of cyber sex text service.
You did well to call him on it.

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NicholasTeakozy · 23/08/2012 20:32

Moving, option 2. Bonus for both of you, he tends to your garden(s). EAW.

Llaregub good luck on your date. Can I just add I love Dylan Thomas?

Sponge he really is an arse. You deserve better.

ChaoticismyLife · 23/08/2012 20:32

Yoga love the site, don't love the prices...£10,000 Shock

Yogagirl17 · 23/08/2012 20:36

LOL - you don't have to go for the 24k gold one! Actually, some of them are a bit scary looking Hmm

hatesponge · 23/08/2012 20:36

I think I will have to join the gym. Now Mr O is out of the picture, I have a lot of pent up frustration excess energy to burn off.

Just a shame the David Lloyd near me is so expensive & I will have to make do with the cheap, much further away, gym instead!

ChaoticismyLife · 23/08/2012 20:37

Aye, the scary looking ones are the £18 ones Grin

Even the £60 approx ones are out of my price league right now Hmm

MadameOvary · 23/08/2012 20:40

Hello Everyone, Sorry for butting in very rudely and waving my arms around but I've just read the thread and stopped at Hate's description of that wanker that made her feel she had to apologise.
Angry Fuck that, sweetheart. Angry
Now, I'd better explain in case you think I am a total nutter. I used to post a lot on the emotional abuse threads, have been through the relationship and am pretty confident that I can spot a loser if not from their profile then pretty damn quick.
I have a little game I play called "Run for the hills" where I identify which ones need a bodyswerve.
Soooo if anyone wants to run a profile by me and doesn't think I'm an arrogant tit I'd be happy to look.

I don't think it's a bad idea for this thread to have a secret weapon Grin

I am dating too. It's been interesting. Ladies, I need you. Whilst I can spot an abusive twat a mile off the other specimens are foreign to me.

So, can I join? Please?

MadameOvary · 23/08/2012 20:41

Sorry, that should read "have been through an abusive relationship" Blush

watchoutforthatsnail · 23/08/2012 20:43

Yes, join!!!

:)

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ChaoticismyLife · 23/08/2012 20:44

MadameOvary welcome, the more the merrier Grin

hatesponge · 23/08/2012 20:48

Nicholas thanks - again :). He really is an arse isnt he?

MadameO thanks also! Please join in. Truly the more the merrier - and the more success stories to distract attention from my heroic failures the better :)

Just out of interest would you mind if I pm you with details of this guy's profile? I didn't spot anything in it but wonder if you might see something I didn't :)

TimeForMeAndDD · 23/08/2012 20:50

Can I have a look at him too please Sponge, please? Pretty please Grin

watchoutforthatsnail · 23/08/2012 20:50

Sponge, that's interesting, madame, let us know..might be a good idea to do that. I.got Time to look over mine, lots she told me no, I was looking too low. Lots I cancelled on on.that basis :)
But she loved mr l's and so did I.

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TimeForMeAndDD · 23/08/2012 20:52
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MyLittleMiracles · 23/08/2012 20:53

Welcome to the newbies, we are always welcoming to everyone and anyone.
madamovary i went through an abusive relationship also. A 6 year marriage. I am 24 (just turned)

Men are twats generally, just looking for a needle in a hay stack.

snapespeare · 23/08/2012 20:57

He took it. Yay! He's back discussing what he had for tea, bless him. :-)

So the way the day panned out. :-)

After the swapping of emails about manhattan etc, he sent me this,

'Ohhh, don't let me ruin your master plan!! You've worked so hard on it now, and invested three years of false low self-esteem and criminal celibacy in it! Yes, yes, of course after yesterday it should be apparent that I still fancy the tits off you (fancy the tits on you, too :-P), but if PM is more of a long-term prospect, you should see it through properly...'

Which prompted my text,

'yes'

prof cryptic and curt. Not like you, have I upset you?

me it's a 'yes'. I've spent the last 20 odd hours unable to walk past a wall without thinking about throwing you up against it & sticking my hand down your trousers. I absolutely want you somuch that I can't really concentrate on anything else & PM isn't that much of a consideration right now. So, yes, yes yes.

Then a bunch of stuff where I allude to the StD! but dont spell it out. He maintains it will 'just' be a 'fucking fabulous fling' because of the children thing, Then a bunch of FILTH, which got a bit much, so I pulled him up on it. He responded with 'you started it'... Which I did Blush so we're now talking about low-carbing which is deathly boring, bring back the filth!!

Grin
MadameOvary · 23/08/2012 20:58

Hello again, thanks for the welcome Smile
Hate I just got your PM - will look now x

snapespeare · 23/08/2012 21:05

Hello madameovary (amazing name I love you already!) sorry you said hi while I was typing mega update! :). I think it's very useful to share and reflag profiles sometimes, although was there a thread a way way back that we linked to some profiles & might have been a teensy bit mean & some posts were deleted? Although that might have been during the F4J siege, so that might be explained by that...

Movingforward123 · 23/08/2012 21:06

yogagirl - I havn't been to ann summers for a little while, but wow the prices have gone up big time.. Grin

The problem is even if i do go shopping Blush its not the same as having a man and if I get on well with the next door neighbour I will keep him awake all night acidently sleep with him Blush

TimeForMeAndDD · 23/08/2012 21:08

Snape Grin Game on!

Sponge If you had shown me his profile before you went I would have said no. The only thing going for him is his body. Imo, he immediately comes across as arrogant. His username is the first sign. Then his profession 'Ask and I might tell you'. The slogan on the T shirt he is wearing in one of his pics. And he uses the wrong 'their/there'. Those are the things that jumped out at me. Arrogant and loves himself. I wouldn't say he was for you.

snapespeare · 23/08/2012 21:12

movingforward. I think lovehoney is very good... They occasionally have good offers. :)

Movingforward123 · 23/08/2012 21:14

also any tips for me to loose some belly fat/tighten skin quickly?

I'm thinking about laser lipo etc... anyone tried it? does it work? I'm feel a little flabby right now Sad

TimeForMeAndDD · 23/08/2012 21:14

So is the next date a sex date then Snape?

When is the next date then Snape? Grin

MadameOvary · 23/08/2012 21:16

Right, I've had a look, but can't see his detailed profile. The subheader would put me off though, and the T-Shirt. How do I see the details?

ChaoticismyLife · 23/08/2012 21:20

The first date is a sex date Grin

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