DH not staying in bed after sex

[WhatsUrFlavour]

well we just had sex, i said to him im going to come in 10 mins, lets snooze. 5 mins later he says he has a cramp so is going down stairs. so i had to come by myself. feeling sorry for myself, i dont think we have any intimacy left in our relationship. sad to think this is what im gonna get for the rest of my life.

Well how very random for a Tuesday night!!

Another multi-tasking hint - loofat mitt.

Aaw Bonkey you're making me feel very nostalgic for Tony from the plastic vagina in the shed thread.

I am insisting on a link to the 'plastic vagina in a shed' thread.

I don't believe I have come across that one .

Have you tried him taking you from behind?

always worked for me

'To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina' typed into google will bring you hours of Mumsnet fun.

If you have given birth, you will need Tena Lady in place first.

I very often mastibate to orgasm/or another orgasm dependent on preceding sex. DH hugs and kiss me and joins in most of the time. Sometimes he just snuggles against me sleepily.

He doesn't get up, but I always do when I've finished as sex gives me cramp in my hips and makes me want a pee.

I always go back to bed and fall a sleep with DH.

Funniest thread this week....

WTF?!

I have no advice but wanted to join the thread.

I oth do not like sleeping with dh. I shamelessly use him in his bed and then abandon him to snuggle in mine.

I don't get cramp though or watch family guy.

There's nothing at all wrong with wanting your partner to be part of your masturbation.

That said, you could have put it a bit more romantically than

"im going to come in 10 mins, lets snooze"

It sounds very matter of fact. He probably thought you weren't bothered whether you came or not.

If he is regularly leaving as soon as he has had his fun, then that might indicate a problem, but it's a bit premature to assume that you will be left alone to finish off for the rest of your life.

Assuming this is genuine.

Narked-raspberry comic gold!

I don't tend to orgasm to a timetable. But I can see it would be convenient. You could use it to time other things - cooking dried pasta for example, using Elemis papaya enzyme peel.

Diet ? ???

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I would keep the thread based on narkedraspberry post alone :)

Ahhh, Tony. Those were the days.

Why is he not working on his technique? Would he be happy if you came, fucked off and he was left alone to wank? Bet he bloody wouldn't be

10 mins after sex seems a llong time though - why doesn't he do stuff to you?

Would like to point out a couple of things.

1. My post what was deleted up there ^^ said the following 'Bugger, it's raining again', because it was raining
2. I have asked around and someone has suggested this was deleted because MNHQ thought I was a spy who was speaking in code
3. MNHQ, I am not a spy, honest, I am really just that boring that I comment on the weather when it changes

That is all.

Op I'd suggest a chat with your DH, sometimes you just have to tell them/guide them into what you like.

OK, well then change the rules. You have to come before him, or no sex.

If he isn't going to care, he isn't going to get any.

What happened to foreplay? With timing this could be awesome! Him winding you right up and then giving you a good seeing to!

He does his business on you like going to the toilet.

If you take a while to get, erm, going, then the vast majority of lurvemaking has to be spent on getting you going.

Is he doing that.

Also, I agree that him buggering off to watch telly while the sex was not finished was v rude. Just because he's come doesn't mean it's the end! Blimey. I can see why you are upset.

A spy! This thread gets better and better

Nothing useful to add but the repeated use of the word cum has made me feel slightly queasy.