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DH not staying in bed after sex

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WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:15

well we just had sex, i said to him im going to come in 10 mins, lets snooze. 5 mins later he says he has a cramp so is going down stairs. so i had to come by myself. feeling sorry for myself, i dont think we have any intimacy left in our relationship. sad to think this is what im gonna get for the rest of my life.

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FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:50

Are you some sort of Spanial?

Actual LOLZ over here

droves · 07/08/2012 22:50
Hmm Badly trained Dogs hump people's legs < euugh yuck> .
MyDogShitsMoney · 07/08/2012 22:51

Have you tried clowns?

BonkeyHasGOLDMollocks · 07/08/2012 22:51

My westie was a humper.

He took particular shine to my toy elephant I was a kid.

WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:52

in my 30's. Been with him all my life (after the consent age!!)

I know some women cum after being touched by partner but he brings me right to the edge and then i need to finish it off myself. Always do it after sex as it takes a while and i just felt as if he buggered off as he had cum and didnt wait around for me.

He does help me during sex etc....but i ike to cum by myself.

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FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:52

Still not sure if I've got this right.

So, you had sex, he came, you didn't, you told him to have a snooze while you fapped yourself off, but midway through snooze/fap time he said 'Oooh me legs are cramping' and took himself off downstairs, leaving you to finish yourself off on your own, thus destroying the intimate atmosphere.

Is that it?

FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:53

x post. Cheers op

FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:53

Why do you want/need him there if you like to do it on your own anyway? Confused

kinkyfuckery · 07/08/2012 22:53

You didn't ask for advise at all, you just told us he shot his load then left you in peace to get yourself off.

WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:54

Feak and weeble

Yes. I know i doesnt seem like an issue but it felt as if it was incomplete sex
with him leaving

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FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:55
Sad

Leave the bastard.

BonkeyHasGOLDMollocks · 07/08/2012 22:55

Not incomplete for him.

WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:55

Because i like the intimmacy. IF i wanted to do with a rabbit i would have done so without asking for sex. Its nice to do it with someone next to you

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dietstartstmoz · 07/08/2012 22:56

Reported

NarkedRaspberry · 07/08/2012 22:56

Things that may make you come in less than 10 minutes that are more fit for purpose than your husband's leg:

  1. oral stimulation of the clitoris
  2. digital stimulation of the clitoris - this doesn't involve TV
  3. a vibrator
  4. the postman's leg
  5. the leg of anyone wearing corduroy trousers - ribbed for extra pleasure
NarkedRaspberry · 07/08/2012 22:56

I wouldn't use a rabbit. The RSPCA would frown on that.

FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:56

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BonkeyHasGOLDMollocks · 07/08/2012 22:57

5) the leg of anyone wearing corduroy trousers - ribbed for extra pleasure

Brilliant! Grin

Olympia2012 · 07/08/2012 22:58

Where did he disappear off to op?

WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:58

Diet why have you reported?
What the fuck is your problem?

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MrsRhettButler · 07/08/2012 22:58

Grin narked!

NagooingForGold · 07/08/2012 22:58

do the fap before the sex.

MrsRhettButler · 07/08/2012 22:59

Ohh diet! We're having such fun

WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:59

Went off down stairs to watch family guy.

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FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:59