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DH not staying in bed after sex

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WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:15

well we just had sex, i said to him im going to come in 10 mins, lets snooze. 5 mins later he says he has a cramp so is going down stairs. so i had to come by myself. feeling sorry for myself, i dont think we have any intimacy left in our relationship. sad to think this is what im gonna get for the rest of my life.

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likeatonneofbricks · 07/08/2012 22:35

he shouldn't be 'bored' while you do it - you obv come second to him in all senses of the word!

GobblersKnob · 07/08/2012 22:35

So you have sex and then finish yourself off while lying on his leg and snoozing.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Pull the other one, it's got bell on Grin

ginhag · 07/08/2012 22:37
CrikeyOHare · 07/08/2012 22:38

How can he snooze with you rubbing yourself against his leg?

Original poster
WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:38

so how do u do it? ie everyone else? doesnt it tak ages to xum even wen ur really turned on? ihave to do it myself cant cum with partner.

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pookamoo · 07/08/2012 22:38

Even more Confused than I was at the start!

Just talk to your DH, OP. Tell him you would like him to stay.

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WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:39

i feel as if this isnt the norm!!!

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BonkeyHasGOLDMollocks · 07/08/2012 22:39

I do it up the arse with a banana .

Cum in seconds!

Biscuit
Rachog · 07/08/2012 22:39

I think this thread will go poof... There has been a few lately!

SausageSmuggler · 07/08/2012 22:39

Weeell given that the OP is most likely under the age of consent and a tad bored what with these long holidays. I think it's fair to call bullshit?

awbless · 07/08/2012 22:40

Wind up

RunningWithSharpScissors · 07/08/2012 22:41

made me laugh anyway :D

ginhag · 07/08/2012 22:41
CrikeyOHare · 07/08/2012 22:42

I see what you're saying. You can only come by wanking and you'd prefer he was there because you lose the intimacy if he's not?

Well, maybe he did have a cramped leg.

Why don't you get yourself a rabbit and use it in front of him before you both have sex - could turn him on, maybe?

Maryz · 07/08/2012 22:43

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CrikeyOHare · 07/08/2012 22:43

I'm shite at spotting wind ups Blush.

BonkeyHasGOLDMollocks · 07/08/2012 22:44
Grin
ginhag · 07/08/2012 22:45
AbsolutelyNotHoneyDragon · 07/08/2012 22:46

Are you some sort of Spanial?

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WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:47

Hello????

I posted in relationships for some advise. If i wanted to wind up ppl with a thread i would have posted in AIBU!!!

Just wanted some advise reaally, do you have your DH there in bed when you come as in orgasm

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Original poster
WhatsUrFlavour · 07/08/2012 22:48

im well above the age of consent, thanks for asking

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OlympyWindowMash · 07/08/2012 22:48

Get the young man to make you cum before he does, that's the key.

FeakAndWeeble · 07/08/2012 22:49

I do it up the arse with a banana .

Cum in seconds!

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 07/08/2012 22:49

How old are you, Op, and how long married/dating your DH? How many other sexual partners have you and he had? (Don't need an exact number or even an answer, but it's relevant that you consider the issue.

MrsRhettButler · 07/08/2012 22:50

Yes, he's usually there and it's usually him that makes me orgasm HTH