My Partner is Watching Clown Porn

[danni99]

I have to say I am fed up with my partner I've always been aware of his porn use but last week it got too much for me when I discovered Clown Porn I gave him the ultimatum and he said he was sorry. He also confessed to watching Clown Porn and he said he struggles with a balloon fetish when the balloons pop he likes to try to orgasm whist they pop the balloons. He has also made me feel uncomfortable when during sex he asked me if I would sit on his face, another one of his fetishes that he got from porn. What do you think should I allow him to have his wicked way and engage with him in facesitting? It made me feel disgusted and I don?t think I can handle any more of this do you think I should tolerate it?

could be worse, could be pirate sex.

have you thought of chucking a big bucket of feathers over him as he reaches the point of no return?

Custard pie?

At least it's not Vore

Tell him you'll sit on his face if he wears a big red nose.

Is anyone else baffled at the suggestion that sitting on a man's face is something a bit out of the way (a "fetish" even)?

Is there anyone who doesn't do this??

I think the OP is 15 and it's the school holidays, am I right?

Buy him some balloons and then you can leave him to it while you watch Eastenders with a bottle of wine.

Think you are Elizabeth

What in the name of god is clown porn, sorry Clown Porn?

Due to the fact she's made 3 threads and they've all been sex related, I'd tend to agree, Elizabeth

Also not sure on what planet sitting on your partner's face is considered a fetish... Unless he wants you to suffocate him with your fanjo or something. That might be a bit odd.

Depends where you paint the clown face I suppose...

I wouldn't describe it as a fetish, but I don't think all women do it as a matter of routine..do they?

Given that most women I know seem to have arse size issues.

There is nothing wrong with a woman sitting on a mans face?, i don't know anyone that hasn't done that.

Clown fetish, bit strange but each to there own, what harm can it do?
Its clowns popping balloons, its hardly anything dangerous or taboo

Now. Don't all start actually talking about cunnilingus in any form on this thread. Or the OP may achieve a DIY custard pie.

I was going to be a famous clown like my dad. But those are big shoes to fill...

Well you know what they say about big feet....

Clown porn? Shit, you mean they can reproduce?!

well it's kind of a figure of speech really isn't it? ... one way of going about a pretty universal practice...IME

I'm trying very hard to to think of a sad Pierrot face. You'd want to do a flap skin patch test before you agree to anything at any rate.

'DIY custard pie'

roffle!

tell him they all float down here

that might put him off but then again i imagine you are too young to have heard of Stephen King

elizabeth 99 year of birth maybe....

Two clowns having oral sex and one says to the other do I taste a bit funny to you?

Give him a treat and put glitter up his exhaust pipe ( of his car )