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My Partner is Watching Clown Porn

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danni99 · 02/08/2012 17:21

I have to say I am fed up with my partner I've always been aware of his porn use but last week it got too much for me when I discovered Clown Porn I gave him the ultimatum and he said he was sorry. He also confessed to watching Clown Porn and he said he struggles with a balloon fetish when the balloons pop he likes to try to orgasm whist they pop the balloons. He has also made me feel uncomfortable when during sex he asked me if I would sit on his face, another one of his fetishes that he got from porn. What do you think should I allow him to have his wicked way and engage with him in facesitting? It made me feel disgusted and I don?t think I can handle any more of this do you think I should tolerate it?

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MyDogShitsMoney · 02/08/2012 19:41

Did anyone else do a proper outloud guffaw at "Clown Porn"?

Actual clown porn?! Confused

Well I never....

LemarchandsCoxlessPair · 02/08/2012 19:42

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LemarchandsCoxlessPair · 02/08/2012 19:47

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Redknickerswillstoptrains · 02/08/2012 19:51

Squirty flower?

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 02/08/2012 19:55

WTAF is clown porn? And every twit that reads the daily fail will not care about her fight with cancer, that's all they'll be wanting to know.

Crikey. You live and learn.... Off to climb the nearest lamp post, negotiating drains as I go...

SirBoobAlot · 02/08/2012 20:01

Clown porn?! WTF?! I have wrong - very wrong - images in my mind right now.

And memories of sex ed at school, blowing up condoms into balloons... Is that clown foreplay? Hmm

And I have never sat on a mans face. There's something very wrong about the suggestion of it.

My thighs would probably suffocate the poor bastard.

LemarchandsCoxlessPair · 02/08/2012 20:02

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BuntCadger · 02/08/2012 20:02

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TwoStepsBack · 02/08/2012 20:07

Clowns
&
Porn

Together? Confused

They are scary fuckers - that's all I know.

izzyizin · 03/08/2012 01:44

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izzyizin · 03/08/2012 01:54

Thought a border would look circus-like.

Roll-up, roll-up, come and see the show in the Big-Top... Krusty the Clown and Sideshow Bob perform new tricks to titilate entertain. Be amazed. Be astounded Be very afraid Something for everyone, folks.

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monsterchild · 03/08/2012 01:56

what did one cannibal say to another?

Does this clown taste funny to you?

izzyizin · 03/08/2012 01:56

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izzyizin · 03/08/2012 01:57

Three's my lucky number Grin

thecook · 03/08/2012 02:12
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