Tantric massage therapies

[Patrickjane]

is this for real?
Official, professional?

you interested ?

Not me, my husband, apparently

"A Tantra masseuse will provide a Lingam massage which will feel like extended masturbation and may perform prostate massage."

Or, as another respondent said: "save your money. Jack off first, then go get a REAL massage."

www.topix.com/forum/med/massage-therapy/T6Q37KV15DV85RSVU

Sceptical

Me
Nah

How is he exhibiting this new "interest", PJ ?

Wtaf? Is this legal? Sounds like a 'happy ending' in a ' thai massage' place!

While I was away he made an enquiry on a web site, reply came through on email. It said call me on .....

Website looks ok until there is a pic of her huge boobs

It's local
But more likely to come to your house

I feel sick

I am really sorry, PJ (and more sorry for my quip at the beginning of your thread)

have you checked his browsing history ?

credit card bills?

bank account ?

This blogger does tantric massage for a living and believes it's far more than a hand-job given by a topless woman for money.

However, it does appear to involve that.

www.planet-mantis.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/tantric-massage-is-not-prostitution.html

Eww.
Sorry you're having to deal with this Pat.

From garlic's link: "The purpose is to gradually "edge" you to your optimum ejaculation fusion point, again, again and again, building sexual energy to allow a really magickal orgasm. That creates a balance, Puttting everything into perspective".

Seems to me you don't need a session to gain perspective and you're best advised to massage his prostate by putting the toe of your shoe up his bum and feel the zen breathe and kick to the sound of Sting and his lute.

Alternatively, wait till he's in his y-fronts and tell him you intend to book a session with a tantric masseur because you want to know what a really magickal orgasm feels like before you shake off this mortal coil - said with disdainful look in the direction of his crotch.

Oh, heck, Molasses ...

"Following the standards of Certified Sexological Bodyworkers, the therapist is supposed to remain fully clothed. I tried that, but I actually feel more comfortable working topless ... sometimes I do massage the client's chest with my breasts ... I cannot tell you how much negativity I have had to endure from other radical feminists"

That pesky negativity! Don't they realise how very radically feminist it is to sell hand-jobs and breast-rubs to men?

PJ, what a horrid discovery. I'm not sure I wouldn't feel even worse about it's being dressed up as therapy :(

I'd be inclined to adopt Izzy's prostate massage technique.

I can't get on that website
laptop is playing up

having the worst day
got visitors coming to stay in about an hour.

what an absolute prick

Jesus bloody fuck.
Getting all mystical on having a hand job and poked up the arse, whilst 'celebrating' his penis??????
What a twunt.

I agree to booking yourself some of that magickal orgasm, and saying its to celebrate the power of the yoni, not just to shag some fit, oiled young man......

i can't fucking deal with this now

just been to the doctors with ds to discuss his hyperactivity

I chickened out of talking to the doc about my issues(diff doctor than I thought and couldn't talk with DS bouncing around all over the place

was just trying to get my head around dh's borderline personality disorder ( not diagnosed)

I can't think anymore

Sorry PJ your DH isnt just rooting around for a massage he is angling for some sexual massage therapy. Most massages end with a handjob but there are prostitutes who offer massage along with sex. Problem is, there are a lot of genuine massage therapists who are licensed and who will only offer massage and nothing else. But all of them are tarred with the same brush.

I suggest that you check his internet history and find out what he is searching for.

Oh, poor you :( Just sending you a big hug and some firm hand-holding for the rest of your day. Remember YOU are still YOU and you don't have to pussyfoot around anybody else's fragile identity!

Go forth and socialise :)
Or cancel if you need to

You're having guests to stay? What wonderful timing... you've got a couple of novel topics of conversation for the dinner table tonight.

'Are Certified Sexological Bodyworkers pros or are they professionals?'

'Can really magickal orgasms only be achieved if someone's got their hand up your bum?

That's the starter and main course taken care of. For dessert, may I recommend a scaldingly hot sticky toffee pudding served upended in his lap with optional cream to be poured over his head?

After dinner, you and your guests can play 'Hunt the lINNgam' which is a fun game consisting of calling a cab and having to find and book a dosshouse b&b for mein host before it arrives.

genuine massage therapists who are licensed and who will only offer massage and nothing else

yeah, but few of us would agree a PENIS massage is 'nothing else'

I want someone to align my chakras and celebrate my yoni
I just don't want to pay a stranger to do it.

Izzy, I'm great at dinner parties. Can I come and help with the entertainment?

As kitty's said, most massages end with a handjob but as others end with a more all encompassing workout of the love muscle you may be best advised to put 'get checked for stis' on your to-do list - after you've done him in, of course.

Glad it's providing a source of amusement anyway.
I'm sure I'll see the funny side one day

No, sorry, PJ. It's the absurdity of dressing this up as spiritual guidance. Of course we are angry for you. As I hope you are, too.

you don't have to pussyfoot around anybody else's fragile identity!

This wasn't a joke, by the way.