Rate your last encounter with reasons!

[TheQuietLad]

7/10 morning sex with boyfriend. Couldn't get into the swing of it due to morning breath! Not too much of a deal breaker, still came :)

Ditto and double it

How many reasons/ratings do you want? I doubt that you'll get sufficient to fill one thead let alone the 2 identical ones you've opened.

Btw, how long does it take someone to go brush their teeth before they get amorous?

I am a woman. Well in fact I'm a 19yr old teenage girl.
Issue?

That explains it. Limited experience.

Next...!

Hah, you can always rely on AF for the mot juste.

[bisuit] .

To choke on.

Lol I meant

Keep a packet by the bed and give him one before he starts his morning workout, OP

I take it all back - post this thread in AIBU QuietLad(y) and it'll fill up faster than a cheetah on speed

What did you say AF?! What did you saaaaaaay?! And you izzy ?

Pmsl at all the anyfucker deletions

This threads actually turning out to be quite funny!

Who decides the deletions? (new to forum) I wanna read!! :)

I thought you were a man, OP
you did come across as quite defensive on the small willy thread.

Dammit, I thought nothing got deleted on a sunday! What witty things did those clever ladies say? Where's the small willy thread? Honestly I step away from MN for 5 minutes (because it broke down AGAIN) and miss all the fun.

kittens and puppydogs

< will not be deleted >

< koff > bollocks < koff >

ahem