Rate your last encounter with reasons!

[TheQuietLad]

7/10 morning sex with boyfriend. Couldn't get into the swing of it due to morning breath! Not too much of a deal breaker, still came :)

Heh heh

0/10 morning sex with DP.

I had been out the night before, copious amounts of cheap plonk, lots of tapas. My head felt like it belonged to someone else, the trump I was desperately trying to keep (due to hummus tapas i suspect) in by clenching escaped in a sort of high pitched musical parp. Told him to take himself off to the bathroom for a posh shower as if he started to bounce around on top of me I would probably vomit.

He scuttled off, I got a lie in. Bargain.

Do I win Bully's special prize?

Oh he k, I'm in relationships not AIBU!

Should I leave the bastard?

you may have just overshared there a leetle bit, rhino

I like sharing, it was the least I could do after the OP so generously shared her lovemaking experience.