The Dating Thread - Part 12. How NOT to lose the will to live. Sense of humour essential!

[TimeForMeAndDD]

Good morning everyone! Had to start a new thread as the old one is no longer receiving posts.

Fill yer boots!

OMG.

The total, utter tosser

Sometime in the last 24 hours the Scot has changed his profile. Deleted all his pics bar 1 (which is the one that looks least like him), changed his location to Scotland, gone from Dating to IE and added that he has a Partner.

I am fucking livid. At him for deceiving me, and at me for being deceived. I'm so bloody clever, and yet I was taken in.

A link to his profile here you might as well all see what the cheating shitbag looks like.

I feel v v sorry for his girlfriend.

and todays silliest message is...

'BIG BLACK COCK loves?...CUM with me

...........i am dark, hansome, educated, inteligent, articulate, run my own business, a bit cocky, definately fun.....AND a genuine nice guy!, but BE WARNED... a "bully" in the bedroom..........with a lovely juicy BIG BLACK COCK!!!!...and a personality to match!!!!!
.......lets chat and see if we want to hook up and enjoy each other???
xxx'

I think I'll pass on that offer :o

What a shit he is sponge
and what a dumb fucker advertising the fact that he's cheating with a pic of himself on a dating site...
asking to get rumbled isnt it?

we've all been taken in by liars, dont blame yourself Sponge, like most normal genuine people you have trust as your default setting, people like him take advantage of the fact that most of us assume others are decent until proven otherwise

Sponge I am so sorry . And only yesterday he changed his profile to 'sick of time wasters'. Don't let him get you down or put you off, there IS a nice man out there somewhere, with your name on him!

I hope you have sent the Scot a message giving him what for?? bastard

Your link doesn't link to him by the way.

And look at it this way, you have found out now, before you got too involved with him. Another lucky escape!!

Hi all,

Haven't had time to catch up with all the thread yet but hate Oh.my.f*king.God!! What a total, and utter wankstain. DFon't be livid at yourself though. You are guilty of nothing besides assuming that everyone in the world isin't a f*kwit. There is no way of protecting yourself 100% about this sort of thing.

I am very and for you at the same time.

Men can be such twats. Makes me wonder why we even bother with them sometimes. Maybe the shag em and leave em approach is best.

It did link to him when I posted. Within that time he has deleted his account...

thats weird the link worked...now it doesnt
I can save the pic if you want to get revenge & out him

Has he disappeared totally now then? What a dick!

somethin' must've made nervous...

Cock sucking arsehole..absolute fuckface.
Sponge, hes a tit. Its not you, its not your fault, there is no way you could have known or protected yourself from this. And if your link worked I'd message him telling him hes a cock.

An absolute cock.

What a bastard, he seemed so nice too. It just goes to show...

I am so angry with him. The good thing is I'm not upset, just furious.

Thing is, his profile was always really brief, said not seeking a relationship (one bit he hasnt changed) etc, my friend who looked at it said what an honest guy, if he was blagging he'd put something more detailed on.

Just goes to show...

And now he's deleted himself. I was online when he did, maybe that was what made him.

I may have to text him (I know he won't reply of course) but just so he knows I know.

I don't get it though - either be honest in the first place, or keep on keeping quiet. His gf is hundreds of miles away, not like he's going to get caught out.

Oh and just to add I went out on a date with a guy from OKC on Tuesday.

He was nice, perfectly decent to look at, had an interesting job as a cameraman. Yet there.was.nothing.there. I sometimes worry I will die alone purely because I have such a type, and don't find anyone who doesn't strictly adhere to it attractive.

Plus (and this may be a little thing so stop me if I'm being over fussy) but when we got to the bar I got my purse out first. We didn't get served immediately and he never told me to put my money away so he could get the first round. He let me buy it! I don'r expect to have my drinks bought, but I DO think they guy should buy the first round?

Or is that bloody concept as old-fashioned as wearing a corset, and stomacher in this day and age?

Sponge, don't give this tosser any more headroom.

It's not a marina as such and although I could at a push buy my own boat or campervan, I need someone to help drive/maintain it. I can put what I like on my order for my fantasy man and it was meant to be tongue in cheek.

Big cock in working order was on mine too.

sponge sorry to hear that, agree with loves he's a shit. The link you've given doesn't work for me though.

loves at least he states he's an idiot so you know to avoid him from the start.

What a complete utter jerk. Why is it they think they can mess with us and get away with it? I hate the way men think they can take the piss. There are so few decent ones out there.

Text him if it will make you feel better Sponge, better still ring his phone a few times at random times over the next few weeks days, he won't answer but he will crap himself

Have to say the worst message I got was about ny third message on pof, from someone, he started, very gentlemanly with "wanna suck my cock" and yep I replied, saying who says I am that type of girl to get told "oh I reckon you are" I did get an apology the next day, he said he was very drunk and I made him horny then proceeded to ask if I wanted to go to his for some NSA fun!

jerk.

We are up to 947 posts already, soon be time for a new thread.

some reference to potatoes p'raps for the next title?

Maybe the next thread will be one in which I finally get to a 2nd date? thinks wouldn't advise anyone to bet on it

Maybe the next thread will the the one in which I finally get a shag

Adamschic, I took your advice and gave a one liner - he's upped the anti and is now asking what I'm up to at the weekend - tis a good sign no?