Welcome to the Turning Tavern II: Now in 3D

[Gay40]

Welcome!

and yes, i did get it that you will be alone, at last! firsty this, then the tent...
AS to your Dp saying yes or no - he's not your boss! and tbh you should be soon dealing with him too, even if not ready yet. Otherwise you are living in some parallel worlds.

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WTF? That article is revolting!

It is the sort of article which brings out the homophobe in people.

i haven't read it but I don't even waht to - it does already sound revolting. Yes G40, typical Daily mail stuff, amazed that it's in the Guardian.

Agree it's controversial but still makes for interesting reading. It's just one person's viewpoint and bound to cause a reaction which is what the The Guardian enjoys doing.

I have been brave and texted her asking if she'd like me to give her a massage! And she said yes please and that she was looking forward to seeing me with no dc around

Gay40 -parts of it could read as 'tips for predatory straight men'

Well bugger me, The Bolter just rang!

We are meeting at 8.30 in the pub.

Strewth. I was really expecting to be blown out.

Woohoo polly!!!!

Bet that was a shock lol

Polly- how did she sound? :)

And a whole 8 hours before the event !
Good sign x

I don't like predatory people of any persuasion. Least of all a Guide of How To

She sounded fine, quite cheeful.

It was a shock yes, I was stretched across the bed changing the duvet cover, phone was in my pocket so I jumped out of my skin when it rang and fell on the floor. Slightly embarrassing, but luckily no one around to see it

I was stretched across the bed changing the duvet cover

Sooooooo many witty retorts to that, where do I start?

Go on Gay do your worst

Charles not from me I'm afraid, I've got one of those olde fashioed mobiles that is just a phone, no interweb.

I think crushing is out tonight too....?

Phew, polly, just in the nick of time! I was going on how if she contacts you it should be at latest by midday, otherwise could as well knock her back - she must have felt out communal vibes (phone or face the outraged tavern-ers!). REally interestinbg to see how it goes, tbh I don't have any predictions at all. Do update when you are back (I also have an ancient phone but it's small and sweet) - we couldn't wait till tomorrow (and I will have no computer access all day bar morning).
sleep - great! practice your technique. slow gentle to start, then deeper and more sensual
G40, men have plenty of guides available, and those who are good at it (being predatory) are just good at it I don't like the fact that this article would put off straight women who aer considering (as they feel vulnerable and they do need patient approach).

our, not 'out'

The Bolter cuts it fine timewise hope all goes well Polly we'll all be thinking of you tonight

I love my iPhone but don't know how to work it properly.

I am excited for you Polly

I am nervous about the massage and almost wished I hadn't bothered offering have never given one before! Will have to get some oils or something. I am also thinking lots of things I shouldn't, especially as she text me saying she was looking forward to seeing me alone. Well she said "without the dc around" but it's the same thing right?!

CHarles, aw that's sweet. Mine is old but not that old. I do get nice swimming fishes on screen saver.
sleep, honestly I didn't think you were talking body massage! My advice is, don't go for full body and forget oils if you've never done it, can extremely messy and you'll feel like a fool (I thought you did it before, in amateurish way, but NEVER??). JUst go for shoulder massage through clothes while her coulur sets in and maybe a light head massage during conditioning as they do in salons. I think it would be highly awkward to get her undressed at this stage and with your feelings, inappropriate even! why mot just enjoy a chat one to one, and do light shoulder massage, andwho knows what else happens.

I think videos ar really no good - you have to practice the right touch, it's nevr gonna work first time round. But shoulders are strtaight forward if you have any knack at all - and if it still doesn't work you can laugh about it! but not so funny if you went for body having no and created a mess. Much easier to go for close cuddles or a kiss even.