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I HATE MEN!!!!!!

61 replies

mummasita · 11/12/2011 13:38

Arrggghhhhh!! Why do men only want you for a blow job and never a relationship??????

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Bogeyface · 13/12/2011 22:08

Am I missing something, or isnt this just a wind up?

Porn film-esque "out shopping, getting my car fixed, handy man 'coming' round"?

Or is it serious and I need my cynicism chip re-tuning?!

JingleBelleDameSansMerci · 13/12/2011 22:08

Nah, bound to be a wind-up Xmas Grin

ElfenorRathbone · 13/12/2011 22:17

Have the schools broken up already?

RecursiveMoon · 13/12/2011 22:19

ARF at Wibbly Grin. DH shushed me from upstairs!

RecursiveMoon · 13/12/2011 22:23

The OP is a regular poster by the way.

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2011 23:13

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AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 13/12/2011 23:23

why so upset, shiney ?

do you wish you were getting all this attention from "handymen" too ? Xmas Wink

Bogeyface · 13/12/2011 23:30

A bloke just came to deliver pizza, and he gave me the pizza, I gave him the money and....
he left.

WTF?!

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/12/2011 23:30

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TheTruthNothingButTheTruth · 13/12/2011 23:32

Did you swallow ?

fuzzynavel · 13/12/2011 23:33

\Really though OP. Maybe you said this because youre frustrated or mad at some bloke. I'm going to be back out there soon soo I can understand where you're coming from. I'm sure you're lovely and was just having a bit of a frustrated single rant.

stuffedauberginexmasdinner · 14/12/2011 00:18

So, man acts like bastard and everyone turns round and blames the woman?

Isn't living under patriarchy swell?

makeyerowndamndinner · 14/12/2011 07:00

God how I love some of the enlightened attitudes on Mumsnet. Woman expresses her frustration at being treated badly by men who do a runner as soon as they've had sex with her and the general consensus seems to be:

"Well if you will insist on acting like such a slut, don't expect decent men to treat you decently"

(makeyerowndamndinner puts her head in her hands and sighs emoticon)

Akiram · 14/12/2011 07:06

To be fair make your own if a man came on here and said the same I would also suggest that perhaps he should get to know the woman rather than going down on her straight away and expecting a relationship afterwards.

Akiram · 14/12/2011 07:09

Grrr what I meant was that its ok to have NSA sex but you have no right to expect anything afterwards.

Trills · 14/12/2011 08:37

One man acts like a bastard, woman claims all men are bastards, "everyone" suggests that she might not have a particularly good sample.

moonferret · 14/12/2011 08:50

I'm a man and find this sort of thing so funny. Few men are actually like this, but women often seem to gravitate towards them as they are likely to be "cheeky chappies", seem "exciting" etc.
Like a moth to the flame...

MarinaAzul · 14/12/2011 09:02

The whole thing is silly ! She can 'act like a slut' all she wants. What I object to is the 'I hate men'. It is offensive and sexist and shows double standards.

ElfenorRathbone · 14/12/2011 17:54

Actually I'd be more than happy to pursue a relationship with a man who went down on me immediately he met me Xmas Grin

mummasita · 15/12/2011 22:49

Maybe i'm too nice and i do keep my knickers on unless my friends tell me to remove them. I love giving a bj too much and forget all about whether they are going to want a serious relationship with me..i thought men would hang around if i nice to them that way but they don't because you men are selfish selfish selfish and CRUEL..

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craftyknickers · 15/12/2011 22:52

Erm.....have my very first Biscuit

moonferret · 15/12/2011 23:25

Unless your friends tell you to remove them?!
We're not selfish or cruel. In fact, if you're attractive, I'd do it ElfenorRathbone. I'll go down on any attractive woman immediately if she wants...hardly selfish!
And what are those "red dot" things Crafty?

ElfenorRathbone · 15/12/2011 23:48

Oh well, I'd like him to have a modicum of feminist sympathy, Moonferret Xmas Grin

moonferret · 15/12/2011 23:50

I've got it Elfenor. No backtracking, when are you free? ;)

MarinaAzul · 16/12/2011 00:16

This is a wind up or else the OP is seriously lacking in emotional intelligence.