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Original poster

So we have ordered a toy........

35 replies

M0naLisa · 30/06/2011 16:55

DH and i have ordered a toy to bring abit more fun in to our relationship.

DH wants to experience anal for himself so we have bought a toy. (strap on)

Please give me your experiences of anal, where you have worn a strap on.

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ImperialBlether · 30/06/2011 16:59

Oh OK, but just as long as you keep touching yourself.

I'd hate you to not get turned on.

Biscuit
TechLovingDad · 30/06/2011 17:01

Mmmm moan Lisa. Grin

I strap a strap onto the end of my todger, goes further in.

RealityIsRoughlyTheSizeOfABoat · 30/06/2011 17:04

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TechLovingDad · 30/06/2011 17:08

Pimp My Strap on?

AnyFucker · 30/06/2011 17:44

expect his ring to look like this... Biscuit

Apocalypto · 30/06/2011 17:59

I'm a bit baffled by hetero anal sex generally.

I can see what's in it for the man; his nob gets the usual feeling only tighter. And if the man is in fact the "bummee", apparently it's still a bit of a laugh, because his prostate gland gets diddled, and this can get him off. Fair enough.

It's not at all obvious what's in it for the woman, whether she's the bummer or the bummee. If the former, it's not her nob, so she can't feel a lot. If the latter, well, it's her bum and traditionally she gets to feel quite a lot more than most women seem to enjoy...so...why???

Are there women who actually enjoy being on the receiving end, or is this always done as an act of charity to indulge the bloke?

Original poster
M0naLisa · 30/06/2011 18:01

its all part of experience isnt it?

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Apocalypto · 30/06/2011 18:28

Well yes, but so is being thrashed with a riding crop. Or eating a shit sandwich. They don't even sound like a good idea.

Does anyone ever do anal while sober?

RubyPink · 30/06/2011 18:49

It's very sexy and exciting apparently....

HairyBeaver · 30/06/2011 18:55

I want to do this to my DH but he won't do it :0(

Original poster
M0naLisa · 30/06/2011 19:06

I will consume a few bottles glasses of wine before hand ;)

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AnyFucker · 30/06/2011 19:13

You'd better give DH some ketamine then Grin

BenHer · 30/06/2011 21:34

For his sake I hope you mean beforehand!Smile

lazarusb · 30/06/2011 21:47

I hope you've got loads of lube...and he's clean.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 30/06/2011 21:48

Mmmm...wimps. The strap on, with the strap on should surely have a live hamster gaffer taped to the end too, for any kind of enjoyment....

AnyFucker · 30/06/2011 21:54

watch out for the ball of poo

HairyBeaver · 30/06/2011 22:05

PMSL at ball of poo. I'm still chuckling at that thread Grin

Original poster
M0naLisa · 30/06/2011 22:20

omg that ball of poo thread had me boaking. i told dh about it and he was shaking his head.

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AnyFucker · 30/06/2011 22:24

mona...don't let him think it couldn't happen to him !

Original poster
M0naLisa · 30/06/2011 22:52

haha!!

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AnyFucker · 30/06/2011 22:53

you still keen ?

QueeferSutherland · 30/06/2011 22:57

Are you familiar with Goatse?

Original poster
M0naLisa · 01/07/2011 01:06

yeah its something new :)

whats that Queefer?

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Original poster
M0naLisa · 01/07/2011 01:06

and no i am not googling. Blush

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bethelbeth · 01/07/2011 01:23

lmfao at goatse. it's bloody EVERYWHERE

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