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So we have ordered a toy........

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M0naLisa · 30/06/2011 16:55

DH and i have ordered a toy to bring abit more fun in to our relationship.

DH wants to experience anal for himself so we have bought a toy. (strap on)

Please give me your experiences of anal, where you have worn a strap on.

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M0naLisa · 01/07/2011 11:16

Blood? wtf? Why blood?

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M0naLisa · 01/07/2011 11:16

Blood? wtf? Why blood?

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bethelbeth · 01/07/2011 13:30

turn of phrase monalisa. Bloody as in bloody hell. There are innards though but not much blood haha

kayah · 01/07/2011 13:33

he should douche or it will get very messy

and you need to start slowly
don't go for a strap on without a good massage on him, a finger in a glove first

some use butt plugs in preparation for the experience

lots of water based lube

AnyF · 01/07/2011 14:26

gawd, what a kerfuffle you have to go through

could I be bothered ?

probably not

ineedabodytransplant · 01/07/2011 15:31

surley you mean 'can I be arsed'?

probably not

ineedabodytransplant · 01/07/2011 15:31

surely not surley . Bloody Ipad

Zanette · 01/07/2011 15:59

done anal (and sober) and really enjoyed it. Shame my DP doesn't want to do it Sad

AnyFucker · 01/07/2011 17:22

ineed

I did mean "can't be arsed" but I was at work, hence the truncated nickname, too Wink

ineedabodytransplant · 02/07/2011 15:50

AF, I did wonderGrin

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