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He's just too big...

41 replies

KittyChat · 18/03/2011 13:28

Thought about name changing but I'm pretty new here and no one knows me so what the hell.

Has anyone had the problem of a partner who is just too big? Blush There are only certain positions that are comfortable and the ones he likes the best are just not doable, so we avoid them.

Feeling a little bored with the two or three in our repetoire.

The way I deal with it now is basically (sorry to go into so much detail) is squeezing my legs together a bit, which seems to limit penetration. But this often feels like I can't 'let go' and relax, and I'm sure DP feels the same way sometimes.

We have a pretty healthy sex life and do a lot of non penetrative stuff but sometimes it's not what I'm after!

Any pointers?

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Malificence · 18/03/2011 13:44

Get a doughnut, it's basically a very thick and chunky cock-ring that will keep him from ramming your cervix by keeping a good inch and a half of him at bay.
I can't remember the proper name for them but there is a website for well endowed liars men, I remember someone linking it on here and there was much merriment. Grin

KittyChat · 18/03/2011 13:50

Ooh - fantastic suggestion Malificence, had never heard of this. Can't really google it cos I'm at work but will check it out later.

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Mouseface · 18/03/2011 14:11

Ouch. DH sometimes hits my cervix and it bloody KILLS! Blush

Defo get a cock ring to stop him plunging into you, the one in the link looks ideal. Smile

Mal - loving this bit "Just slide the stretchy donut over your pleasure rod until its snug and youre ready for action." Grin

KittyChat · 18/03/2011 14:13

I couldn't resist having a look - might get the sack but at least my sex life will improve.

Thanks Malificence, you're a star! Will order some this weekend.

By the way, LOVE the description:

If yourre packing too much power in the pants, go easy on your partner and use this Not Too Deep Donut Set. These soft jelly stoppers keep you from going too deep, ensuring a pleasant experience for your lover everythime. Its easy Just slide the stretchy donut over your pleasure rod until its snug and youre ready for action. For you xxl lovers, stack all 3 and go easy on them.

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KittyChat · 18/03/2011 14:14

Strange how men 'pack power in their pants'. What do us women pack? A socket?

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Mouseface · 18/03/2011 14:17

Grin Kitty

Ealingkate · 18/03/2011 14:21

Was just checking out that website for future reference as I was feeling nosy, and was intrigued as to what Pony Play was. Who knew that you would need one of these to indulge in it Grin

piratecat · 18/03/2011 14:21

never ever seen those before. i will never look at stacking rings in the same way again!!!

piratecat · 18/03/2011 14:22

hahaha pony accessories!

Mouseface · 18/03/2011 14:28

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Grin

spatchcock · 18/03/2011 14:30

Pony play? Can just imagine the awkward faces if I chose to introduce that into my sex life. [uptight emoticon]

Are there other animal-themed butt plugs or do I not want to know the answer to that?

headfairy · 18/03/2011 14:32

I hope the ring thing helps, I can sympathise as an ex bf was very large and I had permenant cystitis as a result of bruising on my cervix

TeeBee · 18/03/2011 14:33

£37 for the pony play thing??? I'll make you one out of a broom handle and a barbie doll for half that price. Any takers?

KittyChat · 18/03/2011 14:35

Depends how long the broom handle is, TeeBee?

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QueeferSutherland · 18/03/2011 14:35

The picture of Kat Slater on the banner at the top keeps putting me off pointing and laughing perusing.

TeeBee · 18/03/2011 14:36

I can offer a variety of lengths - but unfortunately they are unreturnable once used.

Malificence · 18/03/2011 14:38

DH said he really liked those £1300 boots that look like animal legs (complete with hooves) I'm worried now.

Ealingkate · 18/03/2011 14:40

I think they should add a bridle to the range???

Malificence · 18/03/2011 14:42

Oh you can can bridles and bits and saddles and ears Wink
And carriages for pulling about in fields ( I kid you not)

KittyChat · 18/03/2011 14:42

I am so naive, what does this do??

www.ladypleasure.co.uk/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=11_51&products_id=1281&osCsid=vo97q18qf1aducn9nfto3cmoa3

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Malificence · 18/03/2011 14:46

It's a vacuum pump to make everything engorge and be more sensitive, a talented mouth is better. Wink

Mouseface · 18/03/2011 14:49

Mal! It's still before the watershed, go easy. Grin

Ealingkate · 18/03/2011 14:52

I love that website!!!

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