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He's just too big...

41 replies

KittyChat · 18/03/2011 13:28

Thought about name changing but I'm pretty new here and no one knows me so what the hell.

Has anyone had the problem of a partner who is just too big? Blush There are only certain positions that are comfortable and the ones he likes the best are just not doable, so we avoid them.

Feeling a little bored with the two or three in our repetoire.

The way I deal with it now is basically (sorry to go into so much detail) is squeezing my legs together a bit, which seems to limit penetration. But this often feels like I can't 'let go' and relax, and I'm sure DP feels the same way sometimes.

We have a pretty healthy sex life and do a lot of non penetrative stuff but sometimes it's not what I'm after!

Any pointers?

OP posts:
Malificence · 18/03/2011 14:53

I thought I was being very restrained in my description. Grin
Unusual for me I know.

Ealingkate · 18/03/2011 14:53

Is there another website with the other horsey stuff on?? Please share

LuluLozenge · 18/03/2011 14:58

Moving away from livestock, how about sexy men in nice panties? Have been dying to post this and this thread seems as good a place as any.

xdress.com/gallery/view/lingerie/133

Mouseface · 18/03/2011 14:59
Malificence · 18/03/2011 15:00

OMG that's gross.

Ealingkate, if you google pony play, you will have your eyes opened. Wink

LuluLozenge · 18/03/2011 15:03

I'm not sure how comfortable this would be, especially as 'nightwear', which is the category it falls under.

LuluLozenge · 18/03/2011 15:04

That link is definitely not safe for work! (As if any of the others are, but in this one you see a smushed up willy)

schroeder · 18/03/2011 15:14

Yikes there's a review under those shorts-he say's he wears them at the beachConfusedShockConfused

Ealingkate · 19/03/2011 08:00

Husband's 40th on Tuesday - I feel a last minute present coming on

janetbb · 19/03/2011 12:38

I've never had 'big' before. It's good to know it's not all it's cracked up to be.

ebbandflow · 19/03/2011 21:12

When I had my coil fitted, I was told I have a very high cervix. Does this mean that I can accommodate the larger man? Grin

Milngavie · 19/03/2011 21:41

Grin at smushed up willy.

Must get DH up a pair of those shorts Wink.

wileycoyote · 21/03/2011 23:32

This thread has really cheered me up... Grin
I obviously need to het out more. I quite like the net pants in the male lingerie... and the see through ones, although don't think that they are beach safe Confused.

Firebird20 · 22/03/2011 06:45

OMG I just lmao at the pony play and the barbie comment!!! Thanks for that :o

CHDmum · 22/03/2011 23:53

Haha, this thread is hilarious! Have clicked on every link and had a good chuckle.
Sorry you didn't actually get any pointers KittyChat, but it was worth posting for the giggle!

HowsTheSerenity · 23/03/2011 00:12

Brilliant!!

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