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Would you be OK about this?

95 replies

SaggyHairyArse · 07/02/2011 11:53

If your DH went to help your cousins husband move house and they discussed anal sex and then went on to discuss in a detailed and intimate context their enjoyment of anal sex via MSN and email over a period of months, how OK would you be about that?

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merrywidow · 07/02/2011 11:54

NO

GandalfyCarawak · 07/02/2011 11:55

Absolutely no way, no no no no. Is it your DH, Saggy?

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 07/02/2011 11:56

Erm, why are they discussing anal sex? Are they flirting?

Bertina · 07/02/2011 11:57

Not.

Because I would suspect both parties might be gay, I would be married to one and my cousin would be married to the other. Why would two straight men have such a discussion? That aside, I wouldn't be happy at all with my dh discussing our sex life in such detail with a friend or family member etc.

In all honesty.

Sorry.

RudeEnglishLady · 07/02/2011 11:59

I'm putting this in the context of my DH doing this with my cousin's husband. NO! Its completely insane! Cousin and I would have given them an ultimatum by now but I just can't imagine them doing this and they are no angels - just normal men.

RudeEnglishLady · 07/02/2011 12:00

Yes - re. Chickens - is it gay anal sex or doing it to women?

Both would be an issue BTW.

KikiJane · 07/02/2011 12:03

Yes, I'd be ok with this. I can't see why I wouldn't be.

AnyFucker · 07/02/2011 12:06

Discussing anal sex for months ? Hmm

wtf is there to say after the first couple of sentences ?

"You tried it?" "Yeah, good innit?" "Yeah" "Now did you see the match at weekend, what a bunch of tossers?"....etc

weird, I think

ShatnersBassoon · 07/02/2011 12:09

I would not be OK, and would seriously wonder if they were having a relationship.

KikiJane · 07/02/2011 12:10

Seriously? Some of you honestly think they might be gay because of this??

kepler10b · 07/02/2011 12:10

i'd say that is eeking the subject out somewhat. so they aren't watching porn or anything just discussing the subject of anal sex???? are they describing how they've done it with different partners or anything or just the mechanics of the act.

sounds a little OCD.

Hassled · 07/02/2011 12:18

My main issue would be WTF did they find to say on the topic for a period of months.

And yes, even assuming it was heterosexual anal sex they were discussing, the fact the discussion was maintained over such a long period implies there was a sexual element to it all.

AnyFucker · 07/02/2011 12:20

KJ, I don't have a clue if the guy is gay

he sounds like a pillock, though

not sure if I could have respect for such a juvenile bloke

even a teenage boy would move on after a few sentences and find something else to talk about

ronshar · 07/02/2011 12:23

No I wouldnt be.
I wouln't differentiate between my husband having that kind sexual conversation with another man or female.
I would find it inappropriate and to be honest suspicious.
Why do they need to keep talking about it and if he has an issue with your sex life he should be talking to you not someone else.

KikiJane · 07/02/2011 12:29

Well, yes, AF. I'd have thought it would be more like your first comment, but I know what my bf and his best mate are like with some running jokes/topics. They keep them going way after it's ceased to be amusing to anyone but them.

ItsGraceAgain · 07/02/2011 12:36

Yeah, the Bumsex Boyz Hmm

I used to live in a country that has a national obssession with bumsex. There's a whole shelf of magazines devoted to it. Even their men don't make it their sole topic of conversation. I'd be putting a large foot up his bum, methinks! And getting my cousin to the same her end [fnarr]

Any two grown men, whose conversation revolves around any form of sexual activity, have got ishoos, imo. I would tend to think they fancy each other ...

AnyFucker · 07/02/2011 12:42

Grin @ Bumsex Boyz

pathetic, eh ?

saggy, I hope you are ok, and I hope this isn't really your DH

I wouldn't wish a tit like that on anyone, tbh Sad

these blokes need to grow the fuck up

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SaggyHairyArse · 07/02/2011 17:17

Sorry for the delayed reply have had a busy day...

Well it is my DH but I actually separated from him last September (my decision) and this 'conversation' started last July Hmm and the last recorded message was in January.

I find it inappropriate on many levels and so does my cousin, the blokes say it is normalHmm Incidentally, my Dad and BF think it is not normal (not the act per se, the protracted conversation).

I have said tomy (ex)DH that I am not interested in his personal life but I would appreciate it if he could find someone random off the internet to discuss it with and not my family members,or extended family.

FFS!

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SecondMrsS · 07/02/2011 17:19

NO.

They're gay.

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SaggyHairyArse · 07/02/2011 17:21

They are 'discussing' the act of bumsex and porn featuring women. I really don't think they are gay. Desperate maybe :o

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SecondMrsS · 07/02/2011 17:22

Hmm... I think it's a bit gay... the female porn is a cover up Grin

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SaggyHairyArse · 07/02/2011 17:30

LOL, I like a bit of smutty banter like the next (wo)man but this is just weird and wrong.

I feel for my cousin, she is due in March and they have had lots of problems ongoing.

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AnyFucker · 07/02/2011 17:35

oh good, am glad to see this twat is your ex

how embarassing for your family to be subjected to this misogynist drivel

honestly, I would tell this idiot to STFU

your cousin too

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SaggyHairyArse · 07/02/2011 18:24

AF, me too (glad he is my ex). It is beyond pathetic.

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stewmaker · 07/02/2011 18:27

no, i would happily talk to my girlfriends about such matters in detail, so why should he not be 'allowed' to. It is healthy and makes a change to hear of men opening up (excuse the pun) about intimate stuff.

then again they might just fancy each other......Hmm