Did I ejaculate?

[NorrisMcSquirter]

Or has my pelvic floor finally given up the ghost?

Sooo embarrassed. Last night DH & I were "In flagrante delicto" when he said "Omg, Norris, are you pissing or coming?" as things were, ahem, coming to a head.

TBH I'm not sure what it was!

Wine had been taken, which is why I'm so confused.

Did you take a sample and send it off for analysis? Then I'm afraid you will never know the true answer.

Just convince yourself and your DH it was female ejaculate - you will have an inner confidence next time. Plus it has more of a coolness factor than plain old pee!

On the other hand, as wine had been taken, it's highly likely that your pelvic floor had become somewhat compromised! Don't admit it though - boast about being able to ejaculate!

Fantastic namechange btw, but have no idea about your question!

Well, DH loves the idea that he made me ejaculate.

I'm certainly not going to say "I may have weed on your willy."

I was kind of squatting, do you think that makes a difference?

He cleaned it up so I didn't get to have a sniff.

well - wee is wee. the other stuff feels like you may have weed a little when it happens but is pretty odourless ( in comparison) and less, erm, warm or viscous than orgasm come. But here's the deal breaker, if you orgasmed really hard then it was quite likely ejaculation, if not then maybe the other ... still it seems like no one minds eitherway... for future ref the sniff test will tell you for certain!

Sounds like you don't know if you're coming or going.

uberalice

if you went for a long pee afterwards than you may have your answer, can you remember?

I think my DH would be very turned on if i did that and it was no pee

Tell him you ejaculated but know deep down that you widdled on his penis.

Moments, I was about to climax, but was rather put off my stride IYSWIM by DH asking me if I were peeing.

Time, DH is very happy. He doesn't know I suspect I need Tena Lady.

Cock, sigh, I think that may be the nub of it.

I feel your pain, I do ejaculate and I also pee, I can tell the difference but thankfully DH cant, so when it happens he walks round with the Im a sex god kind of face, its a win win situation :)

Lucky partners! I LOVE being squirted on!

Oh god yes! But I rather thought it was easy to tell the diff between gushers and the incontinent. Clue: odour

Sorry to get graphic (as if this thread isn't already!), but where does it gush from and what is it?
I always assumed it was a man-invented myth...

D'oh, not only do I know nothing about female ejaculate, I can't type either.

it's not a myth

Not a myth. Its usually a clear and odourless liquid gushed/squirted 'scattergun' and rather more messy than urinating in this respect

Hang fire and I'll send a link

sniff test?

I concur. Not that watersports is a bad thing, either

Deffo not a myth, I ejaculate pretty much everytime

es, but I want to know about the physiology. Which bit of you produces liquid? How can it 'ejaculate' - what is the mechanism?