Total dickwad - something funny to take the piss? Advice please.

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OK this follows on from my thread yesterday about men/trusting them etc....well...........

Ugh

Lent new bf my car this weekend to "visit a friend and drop him off with his skis". He sent me a chatty text about how he had to go away and how expensive car hire was.

Leaves his phone in my car by mistake after he drops it off. Can't help checking his inbox to see who's texted him. Yes it's a trust issue.

Lots from a girl called A. About this weekend...hmmm...anyway something about "looking forward to lots of sex". I then phone her, and actually end up aShe and I end up in total shock, as we both thought we were in exclusive relationships with this fucktard guy.

Going through his phone I then discover he's been seeing two other women as well.

Obviously there aren't really words to describe him but I'm MOST pissed off about borrowing my car, apparently for a boys weekend (there was a whole elaborate lie about this) to go on a romantic "fuck me senseless" weekend.

And OBVIOUSLY I'm going to dump him. But...I want some kind of fun revenge. I have his phone with all of his contacts.

Before you tell me this is immature and I'm better off without him, I know. But I want a last laugh : )

True!! It's helped me loads. I aint a taker

I wasn't saying you were, dafty

Just making the point that it would be nice to see you around, and not just because you met a new bloke

Blokes ain't all that, you know

Cheers AF!

but when you don't have a bloke it feels like they are

no, you are all that

you don't need a bloke to make you a better (or happier) person...this thread (and all the others about fuckwitted men) should tell you that

dont involve his parents.

Tell any women.

Are there any photographs on his phone?

Good on you tummy ...onwards and undoubtedly upwards! All the best x

Ooooooops. Plleeaaassseee don't judge me.

I texted his ex (9 years) last night to check if she was cool having a chat to me and she said yes fine. I asked if he was always a dickwad, or going through a rough patch - she thought he was a good guy going through a rough patch....and then she asked how I got her number....explained how he took my car over the weekend to take other girl on shagfest....she was then a bit cross as he had lied to her about where he was on the weekend too. She said she'd ring him and give him a hard time about that as she expected better.

Which she obviously did because I get ranty angry texts at various stages throughout the night asking what gave me the right etc. I really wasn't trying to be malicious but I can see it maybe wasn't THE smartest thing to do.

Anyhow I still have his phone and he is pissed off with me, saying how I've gone through his phone and turned everyone he cares about against him and how I've ruined everything and fucked everything up for him (methinks a slight exaggeration, I did call the other girl and his ex - oh, ok and one friend) and I now feel like the fucking guilty one!!! I have apologised for that...ooch what a mess and

Is he playing mind games and/or was I a bit wrong for phoning her? I can't help but think I could have dumped him in it much worse, but I refrained from saying anything juicy to avoid hurting her...and we decided in the end that he was a good guy who has lost it a bit.

ok, never mind all that

what is done is done

are you considering hooking back up with him ? A good guy after all ?

No I'm not considering hooking up with him.....all trust is broken by his ridiculously disrespectful behaviour. He could have pissed on me and it wouldn't have been any worse. I kind of had to say he was a good guy because that's what she needed to hear....ok I admit I had a moment of weakness

Just tell me to get over it and get my life back and I'll be happily reminded...

when are you planning on returning the phone?

< narrows eyes >

get over the twat and get on with your life

You can do better than this immature fuckwit

good guy having a rough time ? yeah, whatever

that line will always get into some silly women's knickers

be reminded of that and make sure it is not you

Perfect Thanks.

I don't know about the phone. Maybe I'll post it.

yes post it

don't drop by with it or invite him round to "collect his things" have one more shag

He was shagging someone else whilst you thought he was only shagging you, because that is what he led you to believe

He fucking deserves to have his life ruined! How DARE he behave in such a pathetic way?

You haven't told anyone that he's done something he hasn't done!

Advice to cuntface - if you cannot handle people finding out what you have been doing, stop doing it.

ugh i was going to drop it off but i really couldn't bear any physical contact. well i say that now...hmmm good point. post it. [determined emoticon]

I can see right through you, tummys

oops

Seriously I feel more sense now. Having no one to talk to at work got me into a blue pathetic mood.

Since when was someone acting badly to you an invitation for you to do your worst in return?

Those advocating maximum nasty revenge, do you teach your children this is how to act when wronged?

I really didn't do my worst. At all. There was a lot I could have dumped him in but I didn't.

colditz - that's pretty much exactly what i texted him this morning in response to his moaning texts..."if you don't like the shit hitting the fan, don't shit"

tummy, sorry to confuse, I did not mean you.

oh ok cool

But to be fair he borrowed MY car to take the other woman away for the weekend, whilst making up an elaborate lie about where he was going, and fondling my leg and snogging me goodbye. EEUUGGHHH.

I'm not saying ruin his life (although he now says that's what I've done) but consequences do exist for this kind of crap

He has behaved appallingly and to claim you have ruined his life is frankly ridiculous. Is he a bit unhinged?

You have been very restrained and are to be commended
Lucky escape

Nil contact!

Post phone, move on.

Oh thank you! FFS I could really have fucked him over. Except that although I really wanted to I just can't deliberately do that to someone [frustrated and annoyed -but also secretly relieved that I'm not that kind of girl because I'd get myself into so much trouble emoticon]

Oh he is an arse