Poll : Does your dh scratch his balls then smell his fingers afterwards ??

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I caught my dh doing it while he was driving and teased him about it but he said that every guys did it. Me think not !!! So does your husband have this not so lovely habit ???

Namechange here !!!!

He's always got his hands down there in the evening.
Finger sniffing is one of his main hobbies.

I can't talk, I sniff "sex tissues", I love the smell.

No. But I did catch him once farting on the cat to make it jump.

Mal - not a surprise to see you on that thread , you were on my thread a while ago !!! How is your dh's back ??

Eeeeeuw!

NO! Yuck! Although - maybe he does and is just better at hiding it!

Fart on the cat to make him jump ??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

No.

Yuck.

Exactly, yuk !! That is my point.

No...thank God!

If he does I have never seen him do so in 12 years.

He's almost fully recovered, thanks for asking, he can now keep up with my demands.

Why is it yuck. it's not like they're offering you their tainted fingers for your olfactory delight.

Never seen him do this but shall ask later

He can do whatever he wants, its witnessing it which is yuck I think !!!

I'm glad your dh is feeling better, bet you are busy at night

When I clock him having a rummage, I just ask him what's so interesting down there.

We really do have no mystery left.

I figure that since he cleaned me up when I pooed myself giving birth ( and has never mentioned it) , nothing he does is remotely offensive.

I regret posting on this thread. It is rather unpleasant sitting there like sweaty cheese at the top of my Threads I'm On.

Ha, he does it and I do tease him about it too

Dh does, and I hate it. It drives me mad and I'm always telling him off for doing it. Doesn't make him stop it any less though.

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww NO ! Well not in public anyway.

No.
But he has his hands down his joggers most evening as it is comforting.
Saves me having to do anything I suppose.
Ds at 11 does the same, so it must be genetic.

Absolutely not, bleurgh.

Of course, I'm not going to deny going for the odd scratch every now and then; but I've never sniffed my hand afterwards, that IS quite weird :S

I'd probably tell any of my sons to stop it if I ever saw them do that, of course all three of them scratch but everyone does!

Deaddei I have to say I do that too, and DS1 is catching onto the idea. It's actually very comfortable just leaving the hands there, dunno why, it just does!

Ah but wingdad, my DH was just a common RAF armourer (eod), you're an hofficer.

OMG there is RAF people here, not saying then as DH will kill me.

I caught him at it once! He also shoves a finger up his nostril and when accused of nose picking, claims he has an itch!

Certainly not that I know of, but he finds farting great fun and does it with gusto !!