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I know it is not Friday night, but...

50 replies

NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:19

What does sperm taste like? I would imagine that it tastes salty - does it?

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TeeBee · 29/07/2010 16:20

Depends what they have been eating.

NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:23

It does?

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RooBear · 29/07/2010 16:27

I don't think its salty, eating strawberries makes it taste nicer

EekaSqueaka · 29/07/2010 16:30

It does. Pineapple can make it taste almost pleasant, curry can make it taste foul. Texture variable.

Bit like Willy Wanker's Ever Changing Gob Stoppers - but not.

SpiritualKnot · 29/07/2010 16:33

I hold it in my mouth, hold my breath then swallow. Never thought about savouring it enough to actually taste it.Leaves a bitter after taste though.

Texture definitely variable, sometimes almost lumpy, hate it when it's like that.

NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:35

Lumpy?

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EekaSqueaka · 29/07/2010 16:37

For the texture reason alone, I only give head for a second coming.

primrose22 · 29/07/2010 16:40

I spit it out (in a vaguely lady like fashion!) I am convinced it gives me spots....

NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:42

For the texture reason alone, I think I might postpone my swallowing plans until the real Second Coming!

PS: Your dh/p comes twice?

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NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:44

primrose - spots? Good heavens.

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NomDePlume · 29/07/2010 16:45

It varies, different men have different flavours and it changes again with diet.

OP, your profile says that you are 37 with 4 kids - have you honestly never tasted semen ? If you're that curious, just try some

AmazingBouncingFerret · 29/07/2010 16:46

Well technically if you have the penis far enough into your mouth when they come it shoots straight down your throat without tasting or experiencing any sort of texture.

Im on my parents computer, it felt very dirty typing the above on their computer!

NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:50

But surely I will still need to swallow, even if it is at the back of my throat, right? How does one swallow when you can't move your tongue?

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NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:50

I've just tried to swallow without using my tongue and it is impossible - try it.

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thesunshinesbrightly · 29/07/2010 16:52

I don't think it tastes of anything.
If you put it far back down your throat just slides straight on down.

EekaSqueaka · 29/07/2010 16:53

Yes. In fact three is not unusual.

I should have said, I wont swallow for a first coming. Can't do congealed!

MathsMadMummy · 29/07/2010 16:55

it's better when the bloke has a healthier diet IMO - more fruit/veg, and less things like coffee and booze

EekaSqueaka · 29/07/2010 16:57

Nina, you're right. They don't always fit down the back of your throat. Nor could I swallow a cucumber in one. It goes so far and stops.

NinaJane · 29/07/2010 16:58

I'll be back later girls. I have to go cook supper. Thanks for the replies so far.

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primrose22 · 29/07/2010 16:59

Yes NinaJane spots! Very similar to the one's I got while pregnant with my son, male hormones maybe? Dunno I'm no expert. So, spitting it is, dp often passes me a tissue, he knows how vain I am

AmazingBouncingFerret · 29/07/2010 17:01

Oh I cant describe how it happens but I dont feel any texture and the taste seems mildly salty.

buttonmoon78 · 29/07/2010 17:19

I never realised it was so controversial! I always swallow. It's a bit salty and gloopy but I've never noticed a change in taste with diet! It's never bothered me anyhow. I think DH is rather proud of the fact that I don't have an issue swallowing!

GirlWithTheMouseyHair · 29/07/2010 18:16

thankfully DH's tastes better than any previous (still not exactly my final meal wish though)....fruit fruit fruit the day before. Never had the texture thing - congealed????!!! eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!

It's the nasty aftertaste I can't stand, right at the back on your throat, it's fine til then (I generally make sure there's a glass of wine water nearby to quench the taste

sexmad · 29/07/2010 18:25

with DP i'm not keen on the taste - and have spat more than swallowed, know he'd love me to swallow more - but then if he expects it all the time I won't have the option to be 'nice' lol.

colditz · 29/07/2010 18:27

gack