Riding the Crimson Wave

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My new hubby has expressed an interest in this, but to date I am still apprehensive - do any of you experienced mum's have any advice to offer?

Your husband wants to menstruate?

It's hardly hard-core BDSM now, is it?

if he wants to get involved tell him to make you a hot water bottle and pop out for a yard of Dairy Milk instead.

Well the wave is mine but the little surfboard is his if you know what i mean ;)

Is it silly season? [sceptical]

oops

ewwww, not for me, but each to their own.

I prefer Sparkle's idea!

crime scene sex??

Surely only sniggering teenagers call it that?

School holidays are so boring these days, the children don't even try that hard any more - C-.

It would like like a scene from the Texan Chain Saw Massacre. Nice.

Can't you just let him dry bum you?

Oops - sorry, wrong window...

has he really?

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Finally Jan, some helpful advice.

Well we have tried it, but unfortunately the resulting wounds just seem to add to the unseemly flow - perhaps a dab of butter will ease the issue?

He'll have blood on his hands, imo

perhaps you could contribute helpfully to the discussion rather than posting meaningless comments

what did shirl say to get her post deleted????

I raised the opinion that we are being invaded.

NORTY ME.

ohhh i see....and it was deleted as you dared have an OPINION???