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Archers thread #195: Run, Amber, run! Discuss The Archers here.

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 23/01/2026 23:50

Thank you, @PseudoBadger, for kicking off this long, long series of Archers threads.

Archers All views on The Archers welcome here! New blood welcomed, and of course we are always delighted to welcome back former or occasional listeners/posters. We don't all agree on all points, although we do mostly try to be civil about it. Most of us are posting tongue in cheek a lot of the time, so don't worry about revealing that you think 19 is an ideal age to have a baby with a convict, or other unusual views. Grin

Archers Spoilers: not on this thread, please! We don't wait for the omnibus to discuss the weeknight episodes, but we do try our best to avoid cross-contamination from https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/radio_addicts/4636789-the-archers-spoilers-thread-7-cant-wait-for-702pm-join-us-here, where spoilers are positively welcomed!

Archers For newer listeners, lurkers or those who just have no idea what we're talking about, @DadDadDad has created this useful thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/3557323-For-Archers-fans-a-guide-to-acronyms-on-the-long-running-discussion-threads-and-any-other-meta-thread-questions-you-may-have - BOOP point for him! (See thread for explanation.)

Emma spoke sense to George and Amber tonight. Goodness only knows where this storyline is going. I can't see George being Father of the Year. Oh dear.

Over to you!

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FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping · 30/01/2026 16:12

TheUsualChaos · 30/01/2026 14:32

When she turned up to Ambridge, it turned out she was secretly involved with a cult style animal rights activist group and had been brainwashed and manipulated by the leader. She promptly got herself a job at the abattoir, despite being outspokenly vegan, and still no one batted an eyelid. The group got her to plant cameras and gain access to the abattoir which resulted in a hostage type situation involving several Archers royalty. Someone may have gotten a bit of a hurty arm in the cuffuffle. Think there were guns involved but tbh my memory of it thereon is sketchy as I've tried to erase the whole ridiculous debacle from my Archers memory bank. (See also the Neil the foundling story).
Equally implausibly, super sensible Rex fell head over heals for her dispite her having enough red flags to make Fallon some new bunting.

It's completely unbelievable that everything has turned out so well for someone as unstable and vulnerable as Rochelle was previously made out to be, but I honestly don't care as long as we never hear from her again! Why Joy doesn't want to move to be close enough to spend time with the daughter and grandchildren she claims to care so much about is beyond me. Clearly more important things to do like organising tractor runs and generally being everywhere all the time.

Well that sounds…absolutely bonkers.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/01/2026 16:41

It was. I've given up fuming about all the loose ends for fear of self-combusting. In any case, today I am mostly fuming about the weather and its effect on Scottish ferries.

Re Peggy: she moved to Ambridge something like 75 years ago, having married a member of one of the key farming families (Jack Archer, brother of Phil, uncle of Kenton, Shula, David and Elizabeth). They ran the pub, as already mentioned, so had a very central role in village life for a long time. Eventually Jack died of drink and Peggy stood back as landlady, appointing Sid Perks to be bar manager, but she kept the licence, or at any rate ownership, for a long time, so still had a big say in how things were run.

Peggy's Mum moved to Ambridge too to be, and was a vocal figure in village life for many years.

I think Peggy worked in the Estate Office for a time doing secretarial work or bookkeeping. The Estate was the predecessor of Borchester Land. It belonged to Lilian's second husband, Ralph Bellamy, and was the major landowner in the area. Grange Farm (Grundys) and Bridge Farm (Pat and Tony) rented their farms from the Estate. Shula worked in the office too as the Land Agent. As mother-in-law of the owner, Peggy was not treated in the same way as most office assistants. Susan did that job for a bit later on, probably taking over from Peggy.

Later, IIRC, she moved to Grey Gables to work for Jack Woolley, the owner, who had I believe arrived in Ambridge as a wealthy self-made man looking for a business to invest in and run in his twilight years. Not sure what her work entailed as Caroline Bone (later married to Oliver) was Jack's right-hand woman, aka hotel manager, but Jack had his eye on Peggy for years before she finally agreed to marry him, so regardless of her official job title and responsibilities she would have been able to influence what was going on up there too. Grey Gables used to be far more central to village life than it is now. Another sad change for the worse.

Jack bought the shop and owned various properties around the village which he rented out, so there's another sphere of influence. He also owned the Borchester Echo, so mixed with the great and the good of Borsetshire. When Peggy became Mrs Woolley, she did too. By that time, of course, both Jennifer and Lilian were married to very wealthy men, so the whole family (except of course for the Bridge Farm Archers, a good storytelling device) had moved many rungs up the ladder from living above the pub.

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CaptainMyCaptain · 30/01/2026 16:52

RegimentalSturgeon · 30/01/2026 14:39

The useless Ruth let go of it and it was minced by a combine, which is a further reason I want Bess to be run over (main reason is that it would please me greatly if Nursy Ben went barking mad again, and stayed there).

Stella has a new dog though. It bit Rosie.

Madcats · 30/01/2026 18:02

DeanElderberry · 29/01/2026 21:49

Has anyone seen effective stained glass in an open air setting? I can't get my mind around the concept. Rainbow and sunset sound trite and obvious even if it was in an indoor light flooding dark space setting, but outdoors? How?

One of the Archers’ FB sites (apologies as I can’t seem to fins it now), how somebody link to this piece which is/was on a sculpture trail in the Forest of Dean:
https://www.forestofdean-sculpture.org.uk/sculpture/cathedral/

judging by the number of posts in the past 24 hours, I should be bracing myself for an “interesting” omnibus on Sunday.

Darker · 30/01/2026 18:17

That’s beautiful. (The sculpture).

DeanElderberry · 30/01/2026 18:34

My reaction was the opposite. Also that it looks really dangerous. I don't think it would last very long in Irish weather.

TheUsualChaos · 30/01/2026 18:42

Ah! I was struggling to picture how the artwork was meant to look. That's lovely. I wonder how they protect it from storms.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/01/2026 18:49

DeanElderberry · 30/01/2026 18:34

My reaction was the opposite. Also that it looks really dangerous. I don't think it would last very long in Irish weather.

I'm with you, Dean. Possibly the result of spending a great deal of time in very wet climates.

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DeanElderberry · 30/01/2026 18:52

Wet and windy. Atlantic storms would bash that big solid slab hard.

BeatriceBatchelor · 30/01/2026 18:54

It's not very Peggy, is it? Sun and rainbows. They should have commissioned a sculpture of a snarling Hilda.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/01/2026 18:59

DeanElderberry · 30/01/2026 18:52

Wet and windy. Atlantic storms would bash that big solid slab hard.

And glass is heavy. I do hope they are insured for the death of anyone underneath if it comes down.

Lalgarh · 30/01/2026 19:17

Not much foreshadowing in that last exchange is it

OrphanBlankly · 30/01/2026 19:18

Ok Liz, just write us a quick compare and contrast - royalty and scum, on the day they cross the threshold into adulthood …

BrightYellowDaffodil · 30/01/2026 19:55

Aw, that was all quite sweet. Good for Ben, and I hope George can actually show that he’s turned a corner.

Gonners · 30/01/2026 20:10

I suspect Esme may live to regret that. Or she may not ... live, that is.

BundleOfChimneys · 30/01/2026 20:24

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/01/2026 18:59

And glass is heavy. I do hope they are insured for the death of anyone underneath if it comes down.

George again 😱 The NYE bottling was just the warm up.

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/01/2026 20:25

BundleOfChimneys · 30/01/2026 20:24

George again 😱 The NYE bottling was just the warm up.

Oooh! I do hope you're right!

Poaching because Amber fancies a beaver-fur coat?

Bummmmblebee · 30/01/2026 20:48

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/01/2026 20:25

Oooh! I do hope you're right!

Poaching because Amber fancies a beaver-fur coat?

A storyline in which amber hunts all the beavers with her bare hands for a coat for instagram would be f***g mint. Exactly what we need, a bit more imaginitive than teen pregnancy.

Gonners · 30/01/2026 20:58

Bummmmblebee · 30/01/2026 20:48

A storyline in which amber hunts all the beavers with her bare hands for a coat for instagram would be f***g mint. Exactly what we need, a bit more imaginitive than teen pregnancy.

Apparently beavers carry rabies. (On edit: not ALL beavers, obviously!) But Goodness, How Tragic that would be!

AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 30/01/2026 21:01

Rabies can be cured these days.

(Sorry to be a party-pooper.)

Trivium4all · 30/01/2026 21:02

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 30/01/2026 18:49

I'm with you, Dean. Possibly the result of spending a great deal of time in very wet climates.

Well, it appears to have lasted 40 years so far... (it was installed in 1986)

muddyford · 30/01/2026 21:12

Gonners · 30/01/2026 20:10

I suspect Esme may live to regret that. Or she may not ... live, that is.

And of course Esme has a track record of working with YOs or whatever. A bit different from having one working at close quarters around your home for a few months.

BrightYellowDaffodil · 30/01/2026 21:30

Bummmmblebee · 30/01/2026 20:48

A storyline in which amber hunts all the beavers with her bare hands for a coat for instagram would be f***g mint. Exactly what we need, a bit more imaginitive than teen pregnancy.

Double points if she wears it to the rewilding centre in front of Kirsty…

TheUsualChaos · 30/01/2026 21:43

ExitPursuedByABare · 30/01/2026 15:51

I thought Alan said she couldn’t have the window.

Yes, Alan said no, quite reasonably. And Peggy, being the dear old lady she was, then turned her back on St Stephen's and withdrew her not insignificant regular donations to the church funds as a punishment for not getting her own way. Ahhh, wasn't she lovely.

Gonners · 30/01/2026 21:48

Does anyone remember the US Sitcom "Soap"? They seem to be aiming in that general direction, but without the humour.

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