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*The Archers No.95* *Welcome to the 'real' world Ben and Ruarhi, the bad boys of on roading and welcome to the cereal cupboard little Rosie *!

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ppeatfruit · 14/11/2018 09:39

Thanks to witchmountain for the last thread and to dadx3 for Godfathering them! Also to any other posters whose ideas I have borrowed for the title.

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witchmountain · 26/11/2018 21:13

The giggling over dinner was excruciating wasn’t it.

MadameButterface · 26/11/2018 21:56

Ahhh i’d forgotten about Elizabeth’s weak heart. Fair play then. And i suppose Nic did just up and drop dead after flu-like symptoms recently. Silly me.

That dinner party was the WORST. Are the scriptwriters trying to make previously dull but inoffensive Natasha even worse than Hannah in the hopes that listeners will get on board with the ‘plucky ladette shagger catches feelings and then catches her man’ storyline they’re obvs lining up? Got to admit making her a forever living/juice plus/younique mlm bot is pretty inspired if so but they need to make hannah way less repulsive if this is going to work.

KayM2 · 26/11/2018 22:10

ah; Elizabeth's dodgy heart. She croaks. Lily holds it together. A guardian is appointed till Freddie can inherit. By that time Lily is running the place brilliantly, Freddie is a stumbling wreck. Lily is not having it, basically. She gets lawyers in to break the trust. Freddie declines to agree and declines further , and is to be found on the roof, in the gorilla suit. David tries to talk him down...… it is an icey, blowey night....slither... Freddie is dead on the patio, as is David..... and as for the gorilla... Lily inherits..... for the boy baby she is carrying.....

ANutAsBigAsABoulder · 26/11/2018 22:47

whispers I don’t think I’d have eaten the cinnamon flavoured casserole either

MadameButterface · 26/11/2018 22:48

What is it with people dissing pat’s casserole? Didn’t whatshername homeless woman have a go about it as well?

Miscible · 26/11/2018 22:58

Anyone else wandering WTF when Tony was going on about how proud he was to see Tom giving a speech wearing a clean shirt? What on earth else did he expect Tom to wear?

C8H10N4O2 · 26/11/2018 23:21

Never mind the disastrous dinner. Pat wears a nightie? I have no idea what I thought she wore but "nighties" are something I associate with my DGMs!

Tony was uncharacteristically twattish. LSWs may be going for a repeat of the Hayley storyline. Hayley was totally unsuitable for farm life according to Tony as I recall. Then she transformed into the heart of the village.

R4 · 26/11/2018 23:28

Cinnamon in a beef stew is nice. Not bucketloads, but enough to give a rich warmth.
Or you could go for cinnamon and nutmeg and cloves and tomato and red wine which is stifado. Yum.

I hope that Tom and Natasha get together. Just to see how wound up Pat gets.Grin

BertrandRussell · 26/11/2018 23:38

Surely cinnamon. Is an entirely normal spice to put in a tagine type casserole?

BertrandRussell · 26/11/2018 23:39

Have I mentioned that Tom is 37?

C8H10N4O2 · 26/11/2018 23:41

Have I mentioned that Tom is 37?

Its no good, I still don't believe it.

BertrandRussell · 26/11/2018 23:49

Do we know how old Hannah and Natasha are?

InkySplatter · 26/11/2018 23:55

Exactly R4. Not bucket loads, but I always add cinnamon, amongst other things.

The Ben & Jill stuff reminds me, it was interesting hearing Ben say of Josh something like 'I'll owe him now.' After Josh cleared the stable for him/ Lynda. Nice hearing another perspective on him, also that and his defence of Justin and the affordable housing sham fiasco, not to mention Jill and the photogenic-but-poor-layer chickens he selected for her. I'm starting to wonder if he is rather more of a mini Justin than I'd realised. Still think he's treated abominably by the dopeys, but food for thought...

BolleauxtoBankers · 27/11/2018 06:16

What’s wrong with nighties?

Bekabeech · 27/11/2018 06:31

There was cinnamon in the marinade for my Chicken last night. (Good old proper Cinnamon not the fake American stuff which can contain chemicals linked to cancer etc.)

birdsdestiny · 27/11/2018 06:38

Natasha had just come out of a 10 year relationship so I am guessing she is also in her thirties.

witchmountain · 27/11/2018 07:05

BolleauxtoBankers I wondered the same!

Bittermints · 27/11/2018 07:28

Just catching up on the thread. Sorry to @ you, @pattyhoo, but I don't think anybody else responded - yes, I get withdrawal symptoms on a Saturday. It's more to do with the power of habit than addiction, honest guv! Hmm Grin

It was a lamb stew, wasn't it? I thought I heard Natasha say she would eat the lamb. How she wouldn't taste the cinnamon flavour in the meat I don't know. I do think a grown adult should be capable of thinking ahead and notifying a host of something they really can't/won't eat and avoiding that sort of scene. Cinnamon is a very common cooking ingredient. She'd have been up the creek if it had been moussaka.

I hadn't thought of Natasha having made money from something like Younique. Sounds more plausible than making a lot of money from a few years in a conventional career starting with a graduate trainee job in a multinational, but maybe I'm just out of touch. She must surely have had some capital to start her business off.

I don't take to Natasha. I think she's two-faced and will hurt Tom in the hopefully not too long run. I don't like Hannah either. What a pity Tom can't find someone like Hayley and settle down with her. There might not be a lot of soap-style drama in having a good, long-lasting marriage, but it's soothing to listen to and lends itself to the little trivial storylines I like best, e.g. Phil starting to cook when he retired and inadvertently putting Jill's nose out of joint, Tony driving Pat mad last night. Most of the older generation in Ambridge managed it. What are we going to be listening to in 30 years, I wonder?

(Yes, I am so obsessed that I am wondering what The Archers will be like when I'm nearly 90. Blush )

ppeatfruit · 27/11/2018 08:06

Bore Sorry but what's a GOOP type? I knew that that dinner party would be grist to this thread's mill Grin What about Susan ironing for Neil? Grin

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witchmountain · 27/11/2018 08:10

Goop is the rather bizarre enterprise run by Gwynneth Paltrow, ppeat.

witchmountain · 27/11/2018 08:11

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/14/gwyneth-glows-like-a-radioactive-swan-my-day-at-the-goop-festival

I know you dont like links but I promise it’s just an article!

LillianGish · 27/11/2018 08:26

I'm just coming on the bang the drum for my hobby horse which is that Johny is the true heir to Bridge Farm. Tom is all about making a fast buck rather than doing any actual farming - Tony as good as said so last night (though his "What does she know about farming?" comments were aimed at Natasha they had resonance for Tom too). Johny is Tony's slow and steady heir - learning how to farm and getting on with the business of doing so. I don't think Tom will end up with either Natasha or Hannah - I think he'll end up with Kirsty somewhere along the line (they have left it too late to have any children together, but will share the sorrow of the one they lost) and it will be Johnny and his eventual progeny who will take the farm forward. If John were still alive this would be more obvious to everyone - I think it will become more and more obvious as the years go by.

ppeatfruit · 27/11/2018 08:44

Thanks witch Grin I have the Guardian linked to my Ipad so that's ok! I missed that article though! Great fun Grin

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DadDadDad · 27/11/2018 08:46

Last night the 7:15 announcer made a comment about processing the shocking news that kefir production is over, but we appear to be ignoring that here.

Is no-one devastated for Susan? How will she react after her boasting about her management skills? Shock

ppeatfruit · 27/11/2018 08:51

Yes that'll affect her ironing skills! I did notice that Nat. was very unsympathetic and offish about the effect that the kefir termination would have on the 'staff'

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