Brian is over a barrel, Alice has drained the barrel and Shula has given it to Alistair with both barrels - The Archers is not exactly a barrel of laughs at the moment.

[PseudoBadger]

Thanks to @LillianGish for the thread title.

Faints with pride

It's a fabulous title! Well done, Lillian, and thanks to Pseudo for the new thread.

Whoop!

Thanks both!

Speaking of barrels - I really hope Shula won’t be following in Jolene’s footsteps ...

Thank you Pseudo and great title LilianGish!

I think Shula and alistair should say together - they'll only bore others to death if re partner with anyone

Thank you Lillian and Pseudo!

Hello you two!

Shula should absolutely divorce Alastair, nobody has an obligation to be in a relationship that makes them unhappy.

Ed Emma kids move into wills... Will poppy to Grange farm!!... Sorted!! I'm calling it!

Is she (Clarrie) kidding? All the family under one roof. I look forward to seeing the fireworks after the initial honeymoon period ( all of one day in this case)

Ed and Emma would move out.

It even works as a tied cottage as Ed also works for Home Farm. Only issue could be over the guns.

Great thread title!

Ah! That would make sense of the Ed-working-for-Home-Farm story.

Place marking!

Sorry for offending
I didn't realise it was all so worthy on here 🙄

Who's offended, abitoflight? We're allowed to disagree here. My husband said much the same as you to me earlier, and he doesn't even listen to TA!

Was a lighthearted comment about how crashingly dull they both are
Of course I don't think that people should stay in unhappy relationships

Thanks Pseudo and Lillian

They are indeed crashingly dull abitoflight. I still feel sorry for Alistair though, he is dull but decent*, whereas StSmugula is a dull, pious hypocrite.

*Apart from the bit where he was leching over the work experience teenage girl, but that was the scripties' fault.

Indeed
I think that was why I actually listened on my foray into archers extra 😆

Thanks for the new thread Pseudo .

Thanks Pseudo.

Do we think they're building up to anything with Neil's pigs and Rex? Any drama or is it just a gentle background story? I can't see where they're going with it.

I guess it means that the Fairbrethren are fixtures.

Ooh new fred. Thanks pseudo.

I agree that Ed & Emma will move out if Will moves in...