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Quelle surprise! Rob hasn't FOTTFSOF and is in fact hiding in the bushes at Henwee's school. Discuss the latest unlikely Archers events here.

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PseudoBadger · 02/02/2017 08:35

What do we want?
Realistic storylines!
When do we want them?
As soon as the writers see this!

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selsigfach · 06/02/2017 20:26

That was a bit nasty of Lillian to her old mate Eddie. Spill the beans and I'll stop your son from getting any work - nice, sounds like something Rob would do. If she doesn't want to be caught out, she needs to drop the dressing gown/fur coat and no knickers act in public.

TheAntiBoop · 06/02/2017 20:29

I don't want to cause problems between you and Miranda

Then stop shagging her husband!!

Threatening Eddie like that was really unpleasant - especially bringing ed into it. Lies are toxic

picklemepopcorn · 06/02/2017 20:34

I reckon Stella's got a baby. Toby's a daddy.

FiveShelties · 06/02/2017 20:59

Lilian and Eddie have been mates for years, she knew that he knew and could have just told him to keep his mouth shut and she would buy him a pint. No need to threaten him and his son with loss of work, and so out of character for Lilian.

SynchronisedSchwimmer · 06/02/2017 21:16

Just spotted Anneika Rose who plays Anisha in Apple Tree Yard playing a psychiatrist!

ppeatfruit · 06/02/2017 21:19

Did anyone see our Michael Portillo. giving the low down on Minnesota this evening ? I Laughed out loud Grin

lottiegarbanzo · 06/02/2017 21:41

Dare I say I quite like Toby?

I hear 'young, spoilt, silly, lots of growing-up to do' but nice enough. He strikes me as something of a Labrador puppy-type; energetic, easily distracted, yet eager to please, just not really house-trained yet. I think he's generally sincere and quite straightforward. He knows when he's obfuscating, isn't proud of it, or very good at it. 'Charming' in a salesman-like way, so sometimes persuasive but not a natural manipulator.

I know there was all that joking with Rex early on about marrying Pip for her inheritance but that's when he just saw her as a potential conquest. His feelings changed when they got together - he was the one who wanted to make it an exclusive relationship. Yes, maybe just a (not unusual) jealous, possessive streak but not in a controlling way, I thought. And yes, totally agree about her 'playing house / playing wife' while he's more than content to live in the present.

As he matures, Toby will either become a decent if occasionally unreliable bloke, a bit like Kenton, or his selfishness will and willingness to see people as commodities will solidify and he'll become a pompous ass and a real user - but, back to the puppy, I think his need for affection is too real.

I still wonder whether, following something like the former path and staying with Pip as long-suffering (insufferably whinging) wife, he's being set up as the next Brian Aldridge.

Remember how the SW admitted that, when Rob first turned up, they had him in mind as the 'next Brian'? Well, I can see a version of grown-up, successful Toby, developing into that role and do wonder if that is part of the point of the Fairbrethren.

enochroot · 06/02/2017 21:41

Did Harrison mean that Rob would be flagged up to police if he returned to this country?

lottiegarbanzo · 06/02/2017 21:47

I'd just like to add that I feel Justin and Lil hit a Sid and Jolene level of intolerable yuckery tonight. I care a lot less about Justin's marriage than I do about my gag reflex.

CeciledeVolanges · 06/02/2017 22:58

Sync Anisha was in Silent Witness too!

BitOutOfPractice · 06/02/2017 23:55

Synch I just came in to say that too. Shows she at least has a distinctive voice as I recognised it immediately

CeciledeVolanges · 07/02/2017 00:06

I did look at her, illogically, on the TV and think "she is very pretty, if I were Shula I would be looking askance at Alistair" but that is probably awful on a number of levels. I can't forget about Ambridge Extra

CeciledeVolanges · 07/02/2017 00:07

"So fresh"

Sorry, just off to throw up a bit

DoctorTwo · 07/02/2017 02:57

FiveShelties is right, that is so out of character for Lil, she'd just cackle and say "see you in The Bull later, I'll buy you a pint dahling". They've been friends for aeons, she wouldn't treat him like she did.

The archivist is sorely missed.

IAmNotAUserNumber · 07/02/2017 07:53

Lillian is happy to shag a married man - she's not a nice person ( cf Jolene)

IAmNotAUserNumber · 07/02/2017 07:58

I didn't realise the Apple Tree witness was Anisha. I was distracted by the voice of the prosecuting barrister - she sounded like Ursula - abut was actually Frances Tomelty.

ErrolTheDragon · 07/02/2017 08:11

It was out of character for Lillian - but wouldn't be for Justin. The estate work is in his gift not hers, so maybe it was meant more as a warning to Eddie of what the consequences might be for the Grundies if he caused trouble for Justin. And I'm afraid having a relationship with a man who can be unpleasant in his business dealings is nothing new for her.

R4 · 07/02/2017 08:16

I'm hoping that Lillian is being set up for a fall.

BertrandRussell · 07/02/2017 08:31

"I'm hoping that Lillian is being set up for a fall"

Well, as soon as Justin realizes quite how much shit she's dumped Damara in I suspect things might change a bit...............

IAmNotAUserNumber · 07/02/2017 08:37

What shit Bertrand ? Do you mean telling Helen about the culvert?

BertrandRussell · 07/02/2017 08:40

She told Helen about Rob and the Culvert and Stephan. Helen has already told Pat- Damara is basically responsible for the flood. I am sure the insurers, for a start, will be interested in that............

BertrandRussell · 07/02/2017 09:07

Hang on a minute-surely Henry must have known that Rob wasn't his real daddy? He 6, and although we all know he's not the sharpest knife in the box, he must remember a time before Rob?

ErrolTheDragon · 07/02/2017 09:16

What do you mean by a 'real' daddy though? There must be lots of adoptive and step dads who are in every way other than biological the child's 'real' daddy. And Henry presumably has no clue whatever about his biological parentage. Poor little chap - Rob is the nearest he's had to a real dad, it wasn't pretend from Henry's pov or entirely so from Rob's.

ErrolTheDragon · 07/02/2017 09:20

I wouldn't say Lillian has dumped Damara in the shit either. Rob did that, and Justin has colluded in covering it up. She's merely exposed the shit to Helen, and quite right she did. Sure, she's likely to take (some of) the fall for it but unfair that she should.

enochroot · 07/02/2017 09:48

If Justin had come clean about it as soon as he'd confronted Rob then he might have turned it into good PR. As it is, he's got a cover-up to live down when it all comes out, albeit a very short-lived one.
What did you know and when did you know it? - For those who remember Watergate.