There's a slow hand clap for Knob. Will there be one for Toby? Discuss The Archers here.

[PseudoBadger]

Sorry for the poor title - the end of the last thread has arrived sooner than I thought and I haven't had the benefit of hearing all of the last 2 nights....

Ferrets can't be used to give people rides in pony traps, Dr, as has featured several times - not even a whole team of them. I think Joes ferrets currently include Hercules and Delilah.

I like these flights of fancy; Bartley Grundy the half donkey half ferret with pony aspirations

Bartleby is Melville, not Dickens.
The scrivener who said, "I would prefer not to."

re-lurking now

I had been assuming Bartleby was a dog. Good to be corrected!

I'm sure that's a new Alastair...

Pips delivery is soooo bad. 'Why is Rex being so naaaaarsty?'

She goes from made in Chelsea to her idea of 'farmer' erratically

CA obviously not a fairbrethren fan!!

It's like pip has never cooked for herself? Does she eat at Brookfield every night?

Is Alastair going to take the cash and do a runner!!

Good on you Jill. Time someone told Pip what's what.

Oh dear, this isn't going to end well, Jill.

And what the hell has happened to jills delivery? She's a quivering wreck

God this is a load of old tosh isn't it? How pathetic are that family!

I hate to say it but Jill needs to get a grip. That was uncalled for.

steady on Pip

Groan

We really need some rabid chickens to peck Toby to death. ASAP.

I was just looking forward to the juicy Fairbrother facts. No doubt some made up tosh that no one ever knew till now.

I knew it! Jill pushed Pip into doing something stupid. They will both regret it. Pip is annoying but Jill was pretty horrendous then as well

Tbf Jill is right that she needs to stand on her own two feet. She's been spoilt way too long.

Think pip was pissed off that someone would dare to disagree with her!

She does, but there were two separate arguments going on. Pip does need to stand on her own two feet but Jill was being venomous not because of the cake but because the cake was for Toby

I always thought Bartley was a donkey too EBear, am sure I have memory of him being used in a nativity at the church or something!

Jill is being ridiculous. But with rifts growing left right and centre, perhaps with a bit of luck, Pip and Toby will run off together!

Pip should be thankful that she has her own cottage, which I guess is a work perk.

*Bartleby