My all time favourite headline on our local free newspaper was 'dog attacked by muntjac on golf course' - that was the most important thing that had happened in the whole town all week apparently! Both dog and muntjac were fine and they didn't have to close any tees either. It's a standing joke at my work as I share an office with 2 guys who are born and bred London that I share the local news headlines every week.
Am not happy with the idea of a stellar cast for the jury, especially as at least two of them (Nigel Havers and Catherine Tate) always sound like themselves, suspension of disbelief is not going to be possible.
Thanks for suggestions re how to duck out for an hour tonight - current favourite is literally lying with a hot compress on my head for 15 mins and then will fill remaining 45 mins with cleaning make up brushes as for the first itme ever I've managed to get a manky eye
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