50 ways to leave your lover. Get on the bus Gus, give a knife to your wife, Rob. How not to write helpful storylines masterclass from The Archers.

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Poor poor Henry

byos Yes, of course. True. I was thinking some people might listen a bit later due to DCs and the nature of the sl. Like I said, just a suggestion.

I'm still hoping for a 'whatever happened to baby Jane' storyline with Helen tormenting a paralysed Rob.

He's undead

Thank fuck he's alive.

Harrison is here

Hope you're right vango.

Oh please let the police be nice to her!

OMG - Plod!

Tony!!

Aaaargh
Good plot twist and better outcome than it seemed last night.

Tbf it's unusual for the threads title to be done in real time!

Well thank the Lord for that. That bastard will live to suffer the consequences of his actions, Helen will follow the assisted route out, and though she lives in his shadow forever she will never be a criminal!

Answer the flipping phone.

No good night's kip for you, Tony

Someone give Helen a cup of tea!

Did Kirsty not feel the need to mention that he's abusive

Do we need the medical diagnosis? (Yes I know I said I wouldn't listen)

Stab wounds to stomach, chest and wrist

Shut up Helen.

The "assailant"...

Handcuffs!

Peggy sticky beak

Do you really have to cuff a pregnant and emotional woman?

Blimey

Well she's been arrested