Things To Do in Ambridge When Rob's Dead. Can The Archers get Home Deliverance for Helen?

[PseudoBadger]

If any of the SWs do lurk here it's a pity they haven't paid more attention to the Education board. As if any school would agree to go behind the back of a resident parent with PR. The trouble I've seen on threads where people can't get a non resident parent with PR to agree to a similar school move.

And even in the context of radio drama it makes me dreadfully sad to see the BBC pushing the idea that it's only poor little unwanted children who are "sent away" to boarding school.

Seriously - I may have to write a letter.

I'm de-lurking, to join the list of the no longer listening, after listening all my life... Ridiculous. Thanks to all those updating us here!

Even the most ardent boarding supporter surely wouldn't support a 5 year old going off to school? Surely?

I am no longer an Archers listener and that makes me incredibly sad but I really can't bring myself to listen to the load of unpleasant nonsense that it has become. Unrealistic SL, total character transformations, endless loose ends and finally, the vile and unnecessary abuse of a child.

Thank goodness for this board and Mustardland!

I would like to think that I could return once Knob and Arseula are no more...but I'm not optimistic.

I listened to the lunchtime repeat today, having sussed from here that it was knob-free... I used to listen every day, and to the repeat if the radio was on, and often on Sunday too. I've grown up with the Archers, and used to feel like I knew the characters and village as well as my own family and village. But I only listen once or twice a month now, just can't bear it. Don't know if it is is SOC or general rot, but I do know that they've lost a lifelong listener.

Is Knob actually intending to send Henry now though? I got the impression he wants to get him on the waiting list so to speak? I have missed some bits though.

I don't think the conversation at the start of tonight's episode could mean anything else, ColdTeaAgain. He said it was good to know that even though Henry was very young, there was a possibility he could board, given that his wife hadn't been coping with things for some time now.

Worth repeating that Henry was five - five - on 2nd January 2016. Even in the heyday of the boarding prep school, not many little boys boarded from that age. What has got into the scriptwriters? Is there no research any more?

"Ardent boarding advocate supports boarding for five year olds" would be a bit of an oxymoron Bert.

That would be night nursery©, not boarding.

I am delurking to ask - Did Rob change the timer or did Ursula increase the oven temperature ? My money's on Ursula because we had that rather unnecessary explanation of why she took so long

This is just perfect from Twitter.

Well, I've just found a school that offers boarding from year one - I won't link as it has been criticised on MN before and they are notoriously litigious (named after an anglo-saxon queen).

Of course, even if he can't board straight away he can still go to Knob's old prep school and stay with Grandma Arsula.

Rob is between a rock and a hard place. Accept his DM's generosity or rip SOK untimely from his nest so he can sell him to pay his hunting expenses. And rent.

Blimmin' 'eck Bore - we'll have the entire thread archive razed!

I know Gruach - but I didn't name them so hopefully will get away with it

It's bollox Gruntled - the "leading" boarding preps don't accept boarders below 8 / yr 4. That's all one needs to know.

Absolutely, though I suppose the SWs would argue that Arsula and husband wouldn't have gone for a leading school and may have discovered the 21st century equivalent of Dotheboys Hall which will take any kid whose parents are prepared to cough up.

Scratch that, who am I kidding, if a boarding school existed that would contemplate taking a 5 year old, we'd have heard of it. Badly done, SWs, badly done.

Thanks Gasp0de, I missed the start tonight.

What utter bollocks.

This interview with 'Rob' and 'Helen' makes interesting reading two years on.

Scratch that, who am I kidding, if a boarding school existed that would contemplate taking a 5 year old, we'd have heard of it.

I found one that does!

Oh, sorry - year one. Is that five or six?

Re TSWMNBN - it had a very, very critical inspection report last June, which included the mindboggling fact that around 700 CCTV cameras were installed around the campus and there were major failings in safeguarding. There's an idea for Rob - CCTV installed in Blossom Hill Cottage.

Five at the start of the year, six by the end.

I have just realised this must be the first s/l of the new (yet to be revealed) Editor.

But here's a clue: in an episode of Sherlock they visited a boarding school (out of term time); unobjectionable outside shot of grand building then a dormful of bare iron beds with scruffy, colourless walls. It was nothing like a RL dorm.

This proves Moffat will be the new Editor.

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I hate it when writers allow their prejudices to colour the truthfulness of a story