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Aldridges Assemble! Await the return of the prodigal daughter to Ambridge with the rest of The Archers audience

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PseudoBadger · 05/07/2015 22:03

I can't resist alliteration Wink

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BuildYourOwnSnowman · 06/07/2015 16:06

Or pip will sneak into the tent on a night Toby is supposed to be there, Rex will be in there and delighted that she is keen on him, she won't notice who it is in the dark and it will be very Monica/chandler

Minimammoth · 06/07/2015 16:34

I have just caught up. Oddfod, I am starting a loathing list, it's getting longer.Knob, Toby, Pip, Kate. I am growing fonder of Carole though, she is just toying with all the single OAPs .
Good title Pseudo.

Icimoi · 06/07/2015 17:43

I really don't understand how Peep could claim in all seriousness that both brothers are totally responsible types, and I equally don't understand why David didn't immediately point out that responsible types don't throw raddle into people's pools. And then when they had to admit that Tobes had bought many more goslings than they intended, you'd think Deavid might have been making the odd sardonic comment to Peep. Given that they've had him talking up what a brilliant farmer she is and hanging on her every word re the wonders of expensive machinery, you'd think he might at least start showing some doubt about her judgment.

But BOOP point for his repeated emphasis on the fact that this is only a TEMPORARY arrangement and how it's not worth spending a fortune on fencing for somewhere they will only be for a SHORT TIME. Let's hope the message is sinking in for them.

DoctorTwo · 06/07/2015 18:55

Feebs was brilliant and Kate was an arse. Pip seems to get the gallops in her front bottom area when TosspotToby is about. I think Deevid realises that Pip has the hots for the Farebrethren and is letting them use Hollowtree in a bid to keep her at Bridge Farm.

Gruach · 06/07/2015 19:04

One minute - and already I want to punch Rob. Angry

Callmecordelia · 06/07/2015 19:14

He's so awful. Surely Helen is going to wake up soon?!

minkGrundy · 06/07/2015 19:16

Excellent painting into a corner by Pat!!

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 06/07/2015 19:17

I had to deal with a nitty dd - what happened?

Gruach · 06/07/2015 19:18

Was he putting himself forward as project manager - so he could keep tabs on Helen (and carve out some sneaky income for himself)?

minkGrundy · 06/07/2015 19:27

Surely not. Deevid would realise that going away is for a few years and getting involved with a fairbretheren could mar you for life.

I think it is the more predictable Pip foes not see Rex for Tube, but graduallt she notices Rex is actually the better brother and that he likes her (a la Sharon and Phil in Enders). Tube might stuff it up between them just because he can and she will flounce under a dark cloud.

Before which some new character will be introduced at BField who can step into the breech. What long lost relstives do they have? Does Ruth have siblings?

And arf at Rob and you're not superwoman. Yes imagine having a single child at school and managing ironing! How ever will the former single parent business owner who had a baby by sperm donor copeShock

Gruach · 06/07/2015 19:28

Rob trashed the ideas for the new shop and implied thatHelen was too feeble to manage the project.

ErrolTheDragon · 06/07/2015 19:28

BOOP for Pat. Rob will however have probably taken mental note not to do his nasty undermining in her presence again. FFS Helen having 'so much else going on in her life with Henry starting school' ... Hmm It's not as though he was in wraparound breakfast till late nursery every day - I'd imagine with Helen based at Bridge farm, the newly-retired grandparents will do a lot of schoolgate and teatime - sounds pretty ideal TBH.

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 06/07/2015 19:32

If rob thinks pat has his number isn't this when he tries to drive a wedge between pat and Helen?

Travelledtheworld · 06/07/2015 19:57

Why is Knob such a .....knob ?
Struggling to find the words to describe this despicable man.

GypsyFloss · 06/07/2015 20:23

BYOS I don't like Debbie either. I remember a really creepy exchange between her and Brine on her wedding day when he gave her a necklace or something similar and to was all a bit older man and his muse.

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 06/07/2015 20:27

Yay! High five gypsy!!!

(Irrationally excited not to be the only one)

CuttedUpPear · 06/07/2015 20:36

Someone please explain to me about Hollowtree.
Do David n Ruth really have a spare house lying around that they have lent out to the Fairbrethren?

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 06/07/2015 20:39

I don't think they've leant the house - just the land around it.

There was link to the bbc blog posted upthread/end of last thread that explained

oddfodd · 06/07/2015 21:16

Oh dear mini - we're in the loathing corner Grin

Were the pigs kept in the house at hollow tree ? Surely not! Why didn't they rent it out as holiday cottages? Or sell it? Bizarre

GypsyFloss · 06/07/2015 21:23

Grin BYOS .

Pip and the Bearfrotters is just the most cringey listening I've ever heard. Is it work experience week at the BBC?

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 06/07/2015 21:30

Do you mean both actors and writers?

They are getting a bit obsessed with the younger generation and their sex lives. Oh forgot about liz and rotaboy. Thy seem to be gettibg a bit obsessed with their sex lives full stop. All we need now is to be assaulted with the sound of Shula having a knee trembler in the stables with dr dishy (although he sounds so old his knees might not take it)

mummytime · 06/07/2015 21:45

On the BBC website it says the farmhouse at Hollow Tree was converted to flats.

lottiegarbanzo · 06/07/2015 21:59

I will be very, very, very cross and not believe it at all, if Pip throws in the beginning of her brilliant career for a bloke. She had her obligatory bad relationship (Jude) early, to get it out of the way, so she can become sensible early enough to focus on her career. Maybe keep Rex in the wings, on and off for years to come - ok.

It's happened to almost every woman in Ambridge hasn't it? Brenda's the only one I can think of who eventually escaped the Ambridge vortex of man-induced mediocrity.

Debbie went to university, was upset by Simon, dropped out, came back to Ambridge. Shula fluffed her A-levels - before my time, but for men rather than horses? Lizzie - degree? boy-crazy, upset by the one who climbed out of the window, hung around at home long enough to attach to lovely but not obviously aspirational (at the time) Nigel. Did Kate ever attempt university after school, or get wrapped up with the bastard Gibson then her alternative lifestyle too early? Alice got her excellent degree, with prospects and ambition - chucked career aside to support pleasant-enough Chris. Helen? An emotional cauldron on simmer, awaiting masculine aggravation.

Why can't any Ambridge woman just get some A-levels, go to university and get a job, a career - in the university town, or elsewhere? Become a teacher, an accountant, a doctor, nurse, journalist, work in IT, or for a local authority etc. Oh yes, cos they'd be out of the series. Pah.

I grew up listening to TA and always found this pattern utterly odd. It was like a glimpse into a parallel low-achieving universe. Bright enough people with no ambition, academic curiosity, or desire to leave home.

But while the men are always pursuing some rural business ambition (Kenton the exception), with relationships running more or less successfully alongside, the women's ambitions, their development of themselves as independent, growing individuals, are always, as if following a single recycled plot-line, derailed by men. Pah and double pah.

stilllearnin · 06/07/2015 22:43

But wait till Knob plays his trump card: But who will cook the dinner darling!

highkickindandy · 06/07/2015 22:46

Rob doesn't need to say much does he, he is the master of the slightly too long pause and the long suffering sigh, rather than saying anything too obviously horrible.

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