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Culvert operations in Ambridge - discuss The Archers here. It's not his baby by the way.

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PseudoBadger · 06/05/2015 09:41

Is Ed's wedding very soon?

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BuildYourOwnSnowman · 25/05/2015 14:08

Zero - I Don't think it would be fair to burden yet another fictional child with her as a mother!!

Have they mentioned if they have a sister? There's a few single chaps around...
Do we know for a fact neither brother is gay? Charlie/Adam/Ian/fair brother/pavel love pentagon??

enochroot · 25/05/2015 14:49

Pavel! Thank you. I was trying to remember his name and kept coming up with .......Stefan!

I'm not entirely convinced that Charlie is full-on gay. Kate tries to flirt with him and I would have thought she would have finely tuned gaydar. He seems to take some interest in Pip but she failed a test somehow when she didn't get his Dickens reference.
And have we discounted the theory that Pip is gay? She did seem to be struck by the sister with the brother and sister robotic milking kit.

Anyway, I think Pip's career move might be on hold until it's decided whether or not Home Fires goes to a second series.

TheOneWiththeNicestSmile · 25/05/2015 14:59

Just spotted Lizzie as the wife in current annoying Paul Whitehouse Aviva ad (the trout fishing one)

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 25/05/2015 15:02

I don't think Kate would have a good gaydar. She is so totally absorbed with herself that she is unlikely to register that people have relationships and interests outside of their relationship with her

ZeroFunDame · 25/05/2015 15:04

Charlie has already said he likes both!

Rozalia · 25/05/2015 15:10

ZeroFunDame Lil is a great Granny, I'm sure that's what was meant. The BearFrotters would be lucky to get someone as fun as Lil.

I love her, too young hair and all. She's a bloody good laugh.

enochroot · 25/05/2015 17:18

Ohh. If Charlie likes both then the possibilities are endless!

True that Kate's self-absorbed so is she not more likely to look for reasons other than her own lack of appeal for Charlie not being interested in her?
Probably she just doesn't think that deeply though.

ZeroFunDame · 25/05/2015 17:34

Actually, given his blurred relationship with Adam, it might be funnier if Charlie becomes the father of Kate's next child.

ppeatfruit · 25/05/2015 18:08

Well I'm approaching Lil's age and there's no way I'd go for a 20 or 30 yr.old boy, that's plain weird. Lil does tend towards self absorption , IMO, in RL she'd be an alky or dying from lung cancer (once again IMO Grin (ducks flames from Lil lovers Grin)

funambulist · 25/05/2015 19:15

Aarrgghh! Can't believe that Rob has got away with another dastardly deed. I think Charlie is onto him though. I suspect that he'll be keeping a very close eye on Rob from now on.

enochroot · 25/05/2015 19:18

Well now we know why Rob let Helen go to the hen party. He was getting rid of Stefan.

BoreOfWhabylon · 25/05/2015 19:33

I think Charlie will track down Stefan and get the truth.

And aaaaarghhhhh! ALL THE YOUNGISH MALES NOW SOUND THE SAME! Completely interchangeable! whyohwhyohwhy?

BoreOfWhabylon · 25/05/2015 19:34

Unless... dun dun DUNNN!!!

Stefan's body turns up in a culvert.

BuildYourOwnSnowman · 25/05/2015 19:53

How did rob know it was stefan?

I feel sorry for stefan now. I open he turns up t Charlie's door and blows the whistle properly

As for rob- hero of the village so his luck has got to change pretty soon.

PseudoBadger · 25/05/2015 20:28

Charlie and Tom speak. Or was it Tom and Charlie?!

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ErrolTheDragon · 25/05/2015 22:22

Does Stefan really have a mother with a broken leg and an alkie sister (was that what Rob said?) - presumably back in whichever European country he hails from so harder for Charlie to just phone - seemed a bit too convenient....

Kate undoubtedly would think she has great gaydar.

enochroot · 25/05/2015 23:45

We've heard Rob being menacing often enough to know how he works. Stefan was already scared of him so Rob's threatened him in some way which I hope will become clear but the result is that Stefan is no longer available for questioning and Rob's riding high.
Charlie smells a rat though and Charlie's no fool. If Stefan was legally employed then he must be traceable. If Stefan was illegally employed and Rob knew that then the plot thickens considerably.

enochroot · 25/05/2015 23:57

If Charlie had to come and tell Rob about his attachment of earnings then the payroll for Berrow Farm is done at head office so Stefan must have had the right paperwork for legal employment, presumably as an EU citizen.

Still, his sudden return home is just so convenient for Rob that there must be skulduggery afoot.

Unless Rob really has done him in but that's just too Eastenderish, isn't it?

CuttedUpPear · 26/05/2015 06:40

This thread just disappeared off my TIO.
I had to venture into Topics to find you all again! Shock

mummytime · 26/05/2015 07:43

Well could Stefan be Hungarian? Maybe moan back home and word get to Debbie? And via Debbie to Adam?

Or he's still in the UK despite Rob escorting him to a coach back home. And word gets to Charlie - that he's bad mouthing Borchester Land...

ZeroFunDame · 26/05/2015 07:58

Where. Is. Debbie?

I'm not quite clear when the BL contract work actually ends or ended for her and Adam.

But she must need a new job. (Perhaps she made so much money she can take a few years off?) She cannot possibly need to be permanently in Hungary now.

They've had plenty of time to prepare a new actor. If they are determined not to bring her back they might at least drop in a word about what has become of her. Angry

minkGrundy · 26/05/2015 08:10

Did I miss anything with Knob? There was no interaction between him and Stefan was there?

And the first time Charlie spoke to Rob anout the culvert, did he ask Rob if he knew anything about it?

mummytime · 26/05/2015 08:12

She's got a boyfriend/partner in Hungary doesn't she - and I'm no quite sure what the set up was out there.

Icimoi · 26/05/2015 08:38

Do we think Stefan has left? If so, he won't have anything to lose in blowing the whistle officially, will he?

R4 · 26/05/2015 08:51

Adam's contract work for BL finished at Xmas/New Year. Charlie used to play the game of needing Adam to 'just do this small job' as a pretence for seeing him. Adam won't do that any more (eg turned down the ditch work) and R'n'B Contracting have got a tighter contract where they will charge over the odds for extras (I presume) so now Ed gets the little maintenance jobs.
I presume that Debbie's contract ended at the same time. So where is she, SW? They could quite easily say that she was taken on by the company who won the new Hungarian contact.

I didn't really understand what Charlie was up to yesterday. Does the dairy industry not 'do' Bank Holidays and therefore everyone was at work? If so, then that applies to weekends too so why wasn't Charlie interviewing then?