Culvert operations in Ambridge - discuss The Archers here. It's not his baby by the way.

[PseudoBadger]

Is Ed's wedding very soon?

Oh I knew he would. The sw are intent on pushing him down a path of self destruction. Tbf it bores me. Rather like when ed gets chucked into the pit of despair. How many times do we have to hear it?

Tomorrow I won't be able to listen as dh is taking me away for the weekend and I guess it would be a bit rude to tell him to stfu so I can listen to a fictional bird watching conpetition. Kind of thinking I won't be missing out somehow.

I don't think David tried hard enough tbh.

Just read the last three posts really carefully looking for the bird names hidden there , but I think we've moved on from the puns.

Kenton just had to snipe at David, who got himself tied in a knot (there you go, ddd)

I bet Rob just loves three lentil bake......

Kentin couldn 't take Deevids money as it wouldn't play into his narrative of Deevid bad, not Kenton's fault.

So do we think Robert will win (field)fare and square or will he be pippit at the post by Jim? Owl bet another eagle eyed team turns out to be the victors and they will be united in their grebe-ances about cheating. I wonder if they will spot the bunting. (In fact I am predicting a bunting pun tomorrow will be most disappointed if sw duck the opportunity)

I bet casual readers are lapwing up the bird puns...

What if they find a bird of prey as they swan about? Falcon hell!

To all you fantastic punners, I say this:

(pair-o'-grins, of course).

Oh my gawd pleeeese keep up the bird puns it's soooo effin comical

Are you sure you want moa? Cassowary am sitting, I'm running out of any rhea-lly good puns.

Oh-strichly speaking, I'm not shearwater lot more I can do. I may be finched here.

Please don't say you are robin us of the chance to hear any more bird puns!

Maybe Rob will make a tit of himself?

It would be very emu-sing if he did

Kenton should stop grousing.

Is Kenton's KI WI-son for complaining that he feels COND OR is there something else?

Well, this has been a very pheasant way to pass the time!

Some of these are starling to scrape the bottom of the (bum)barrel!
I wonder if any of Kenton's debts are for cutlery.... you know, his spoonbill...

Or crockery? He's always been a bit of a bull(finch) in a china shop

Would anyone else like to have a tern at this?

I suppose this is a hobby eider you like or not but dunnock it till you've tried it. Sorry, I'm (b)rambling...

In case you were about to quail at what I come up with next, let me assure you I've finished this little stint.

Not to sound bittern, but I feather the puns heron a lot more pheasant than tonite's broadcast will be.

Gah, I thought my cassowary and kiwi puns were bad, but I think you've broken it. Maybe the sensible posters could come flocking back (geddit?) now and restore some decorum.